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Fifty Years On.................


Big J R

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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

 

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

 

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as

jaybirds fifty years ago."

 

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked ?"

 

He agreed, so the two old folks stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table.

 

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples

are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!"

 

"I'm not surprised," grinned Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's

in your oatmeal !!!"

 

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