Kenny Bingo

[Jimmy]

Much discussion has taken place over the setting up of a Kenny Bingo game where a list of special Kenny phrases is published and the first person to get the whole lot during one game wins a prize.

 

Maybe they get to wear the Mr Ham Man top or the flight jacket, who knows.

 

I'll start with all the phrases I can remember but feel free to add additional ones on so we can get the definitive list.

 

Away You Go

Animals

Anywhere

All over him ref

Miles

Donkey Meat

Ooo Cha

Sign him Up

Not Good Enough

Not Strong Enough

Book Him

Off Off Off

Luke Moore Lets Have Some More

Coacher

Diver

Go Go Go

Open it Out

De De De De Run Away

 

No doubt others will have countless Kenisms to offer.

[Stu M]

Jimmy, how did you neglect:

 

Timewasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs...

[Richard C]

attack attack

[Harry J Allstars]

Make the pitch the man of the match.

[Robbo]

Shovel!

[Drummer Scott]

rubbishhh

[Bate'o]

Offside!!! (best used when opposition are taking a throw in.)

[John@TheFleet]

Aaaaaaoooo aaaaaaaoooo aaaaauuuuuuuaaaarrrrr!!!!!

[jc]

Additional submissions for the list:

 

"Rugby!"

 

"Too weak"

 

"Set 'em alight"

 

"Deck! Deck! Deck!..."

 

"Book him for diving, de de de de..." (A slight adaptation of one already mentioned by Jimmy)

 

And my personal favourite Kenny utterance (although only heard once and so not strictly a catchphrase):

 

"Come on ref, surely you can do something right - you're not German!"

 

Eyes down for a full house at the Broadfield Stadium on Saturday.

[Drummer Scott]

Or Fortress Broadfield as they like to call it!

[Drummer Scott]

Don't forget "dodgey"

[Stu B]

You might want to add him celebrating winning the 50 50 draw every week <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Blinkjim]

was it kenny who also coined the phrase "Wombat"

[jc]

It was indeed - goodness only knows how we forgot that one.

 

Another late entry remembered during discussions on the subject yesterday is 'Ha ha ha!' (basically manic laughter from Ken when an opposition player cocks up).

[Alan ( GNFC )]

Delighted to see Kenny Car Park getting the recognition he deserves.

He was a couple of years above me at Northfleet School, along with other 'legends' like 'Bathe it Daily', the original Fleet video man David Hills.

Do all clubs have such supporters, I remember the Fat Slags at Dartford and of course Pompey have John Portsmouth, the cow bell man at Bashley and that nutter at Sudbury.

[DarrenGNFC]

There's a bloke at Coventry who always gets up just before half-time to get something to eat. I think he is a large bloke so he was easily recognisable. So, after fans nearby became used to him getting up they started clapping him and now they do it every game. Every time he gets up in the 40th minute a round of applause occurs.

[Hempstead Gaz]

Quote:

Alan ( GNFC ) said:
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Do all clubs have such supporters, I remember the Fat Slags at Dartford and of course Pompey have John Portsmouth, the cow bell man at Bashley and that nutter at Sudbury.

You forgot the grotesque inbred crone with a giant spot on her nose who followed Bexley Utd.
Foul mouthed or what??
I wonder if it now supports Welling?

God help 'em!!

[Ian_D]

No speech but [cough cough] Bell ringer at Grays? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />