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Wobbly Wayne rides again Newbie

Wobbly Wayne rides again

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Now we have the celebrations for a headed goal sorted, we can now move on to a volley. In Time honoured tradition a Buddy Holly is celebrated as :

The crowd sing on mass

 

Northfleet we do not miss when Charlie Mac (insert players name as appropriate) Volleys ?

Da Da Da da DA Da da Da Da Da

Northfleet 3 points are what its gonna be ?

 

At which stage Hooky in celebration of the great man runs arm out stretched , airplane style to the gantry where :

 

Then Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.

( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

 

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Its the 3 points that we want

and the three points we shall have.

 

 

Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now even more whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

 

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

 

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

etc etc

 

 

or B) To teams that bring no flags

 

We've got a flag

We've got a flag

you ain't

you ain't

 

 

 

I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road. Even if it don't it will please the ladies , whom will have flashbacks to Nick Berry in his uniform.

 

 

Up the Fleet...

 

 

 

Tomorrow the celebration for the bicycle kick

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Wobbly Wayne rides again Newbie

Wobbly Wayne rides again

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Now we have headers and volleys taken care of , we can safely move on to bicycle kicks.

 

As and when a bicycle kick is sucessful and it makes it way into the onion bag, the Fleet faithful could all en masse break out into

 

#I want to score by bicycle, I want to score by bike,

I want to score by bicycle, its the goal that we like #

 

this continues until Hooky has time to collect a tandem , and ride to the dugout to pick up Liam.

Liam then jumps on board, and the two of them set off on a lap of the pitch to which the crowd respond

 

#Daishy , Daishy, give us a wave or two

we're going crazy because of what you do

You're starting to make a difference,

we're moving up the conference,

Oh what a treat, Daish is on a seat ,of a bicycle made for two#

 

At which stage, the action moves to the directors box , where Brian stands and holds aloft his kids bike, and starts to ding the Noddy bell, whilst the halfway line dance disco stylee and sing to Anita Wards one hit wonder

 

#The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)

the Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)

The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)

The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)#

 

There is no excuse for flag waving for a bicycle kick. Flags have there place, but surely celebrating bicycle kicks is not it.

 

 

I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

 

Up the Fleet

 

 

 

Tomorrow the 5 yard tap in

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John@TheFleet

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As its nearly poxy christmas time again how about some seasonal songs?

To the tune of 'Noel'

"Jacko, Jacko, Jacko, Jacko,

He is the king of Stonebridge Road."

 

White Xmas

"I'm dreaming of a Jacko (change name as necessary)header,

Just Like the one at Stonebridge Road,

When the ball came over and Jim fell over

And scored the ********* winning goal!"

 

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to see the Morecambe lose away.

Oi!!"

 

"Hi ho. Hi ho. We're the Plough End, Stonebridge Road.

We'll sing all night for the red & white,

Hi ho.

Hi ho,Hi ho, hi ho. We're the Plough End, Stonebridge Road.

We'll drink all night and have a fight.

Hi ho etc."

The last verse should wind up the stewards big time!!!!

 

Or just a tuneless chant

One person chants: "Who are we?"

All in answer: "We are the Fleet!"

 

"We are Fleet!" would also work when Scott is doing his red Indian beat as well. Trust me, I've sung all these in the shower and they sound good!!!!!!

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As promised a proposed celebration for the 5 yard tap in. A most underated of goal.

 

As the ball trickles over the line, the Fleet fans all in unison, to the tune of living in a box by living in a box sing.

 

scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box

scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box

 

This continues until Hooky has had enough time to hand small boxes to the whole of the management team and assorted subs , whom put them on their heads and run on the spot , whilst the Fleet choir break into 'to the tune of 80's legends JoBoxers ' doing the boxerbeat.

 

Just keep your eye on the ball and keep your feet in your boots.

And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

 

Scored in the Box Fleet.

 

 

At which time in a moment of frivalous devil may care attitude, the delectable Mr.Houkam ( Spelling ?) , gives a free 50/50 ticket to the first person who reaches him and shouts the immortal words. ' Know what I mean Harry'

 

A fine understated celebration for the most modest of all the finishes.

 

I am sure that this will bring the crowds back to Stonebridge Road

 

Up the Fleet

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Harry J Allstars

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Yes his Lordship its Winston Churchill, he used to be Prime Minister or something, he also led us to victory over the crouts (spelling, sue me ect) in 1945. That was all after he cocked things up as Lord of Admiralty in Gallipoli.

 

Oh and as an afterthought I think I remember reading somewhere that he supported Chelsea and I'm sure he may even have had trials with them but can't confirm and may even be thinking of someone else. On the day of his funeral, January 30th 1965, Chelsea beat West Ham 1-0 away in the FA Cup and Peterborough United beat The Arsenal 2-1.

 

Is there anything else you wanted Hirsty? Do you know who the man is in your Avatar?

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Harry J Allstars said:I think I remember reading somewhere that he supported Chelsea and I'm sure he may even have had trials with them


Chelsea were formed in 1905, when Winnie was 31, entering government and fighting an election campaign. I'd say he'd've done well to dust down his boots and kick a ball about... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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