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Songs from Saturday


Bate'o

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Whilst I like a bit of singing on the terraces, some of the songs attempted on Saturday could do with a bit of work.

 

"Nice on Charlie, Nice one son" is a blatent rip off. (was later attepted as Nice on Gravesend)

 

"Luke Moore, give us some more!!" is possibly the worlds most cringworthy chant.<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

And, "Oh Gravesend is Wonderful, Oh Gravesend is wonderful, it's full of S***, s*** and more s***", could certainly go back to the drawing board.

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As one of the singers there is a storey (all be it a lame one) behind the "luke moore, give us some more", as it was a song made up by kenny at some youth or fa trophy game, and as kenny holds some "respect" (interperite (one for the spell checker) as you want) we sing it.

 

The songs about kimble give us a wave was just random , and many songs were sung to people to give us a wave, including a steward, kenny, kimble, daish, the referee (first time i have seen a ref laugh at a crowd) to name among a few.

 

i do admit though we need a few more songs, as the play sheet is pretty bear. post your segestion and we'll see at crawly or the next home game.

 

oh and the "oh gravesned is wonderful chant" is our attempt atbeing ironic.

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Harry J Allstars said:

Did you sing that as he was sacked as manager six games in to the new season and after being give £11,000,000 to spend that summer?

 

everyone has a hero harry,even you! he is and always will be GOD.........to me any way <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Come the glorious day when the terrace is restored to its former glory ( if we don't move to a new ground !)....maybe us fat B'stards would rejoin the choir...and input our own bit of musical magic !!

 

Cheers,

 

 

 

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to be fair most songs are blatant rip-offs of some team somewhere. We do our best, but are alwyas open for new songs. Post the lyrics and tune on here, or alternatively (and a better option) come along and sing!! Get the numbers up, make sure we can be heard by all.

Don't be embarassed, (none of us can atually sing anyway)

SING LOUD SING PROUD

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Please, not that bloody awful 'Take me home, Stonebridge Road' again!! I join in with every song but please, not that one!!!!!

 

If we fancy being ironic or insultive to our own area how about

"Oh Wallace Park is wonderful. Oh Wallace Park is wonderful. Its full of drunks, junkies and slappers! Wallace Park is wonderful!"

 

Howzat!!!!

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John@TheFleet said:
Please, not that bloody awful 'Take me home, Stonebridge Road' again!! I join in with every song but please, not that one!!!!!


How dare you! Perhaps you'd prefer some more 'original' songs about our Essex friends from the Island, John. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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(to the tune of you are my sunshine)

You are a [****!!****]/ gyppo

A northern [****!!****]/ dirty gyppo

You're only happy on giro day

Your mum's a stealer

Your dad's a dealer

Please don't take my hubcaps away

(sung to any Essex or Northern teams)

 

skinner, whaooaa

skinner, whooooa

he's only 5 foot 4

he'll break your [****!!****] jaw!

 

[****!!****] town in north kent,

were just a [****!!****] town in north kent!

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Howabout a reworking of the Rob Haworth classic, everytime we score a headed goal.

 

Hey ho Charlie Mac ( Insert name of goal scorer, I have used Mr Mac as an example) rises,

back of the net , no suprises,

Hey ho Charlie Mac rises,

our number 10 ( Insert players number, again I have used 10 as an example only) scoring.

 

 

 

At this stage Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.

( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

 

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Its the 3 points that we want

and the three points we shall have.

 

 

Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

 

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

 

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

etc etc

 

 

or B) To teams that bring no flags

 

We've got a flag

We've got a flag

you ain't

you ain't

 

 

 

I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

 

 

Up the Fleet...

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