Back by popular demand ;)

[HorshamRebel]

Spot the ball competition

[Burnham Lad]

Quote:

Nathan said:
Caption competition 2! Enteries by Friday Novemeber 25th.

"You'd never get your hands round it, Darlin'"

[Burnham Lad]

"Well what would you do to a man who gave you a haircut like this?"

[Burnham Lad]

"Eddie said "At least two goals from you next match, Hodgie, or it's the big squeeze""

[Burnham Lad]

"C'mon behind the goal, that's pathetic, let's hear it:

 

"Ian Hodge, Ian Hodge

Ian, Ian Hodge,

He gets the ball,

He scores a goal

Ian Ian Hodge"

[defrancog]

If Programmes Dave doesn't sort out his punctuation on his next post, I am going to .................

[richierebel]

having just watched making Slough Happy Hodges just wanted to find a tree to hug to see if it really works.

[Guest]

me and my chav army think hes sayin "I only missed by this much. I want my mum!!!!!!!!!" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/afro.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Me and my chav army again say he is saying "dont do that again" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

No school work to do William?

[Nathan]

Closed, awaiting a decision from my expert panel of judges (RebelsRUS, Nelson)

[Nathan]

3rd

 

Quote:

Ian said:

Ian Hodges celebrates his goal by doing his impression of Martin's Elma Fudd avatar!

[Nathan]

2nd

 

Quote:

Wayne_LG said:

Ian was so drunk he failed to realise his dancing partner had buggered off.

[Nathan]

Winner

 

Quote:

Radders said:

Ian Hodges bemoans his lack of goalscoring form by putting his head in his hands ..... and misses!!!

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

Radders wins by a short badger!

[BFR]

Better than a dead badger

[Radders]

I shall release a short statement later on to commemorate my victory.

 

For now all I have to say is ...

 

GET IN THERE!!!!!

[Guest]

As Mr Radford's newly appointed secretary I would like to read out the following statement from him regarding his recent STFC Caption Competition victory.

 

'Thank You everybody'

 

That concludes the statement. Mr Radford would like to make it known that his public appearances will now be by appointment only, as he fears being mobbed everywhere he goes, due to his new found fame. Thank you very much.

[BFR]

Would you like me to put you in touch with my publicist and agent, Radders?

[Guest]

Mr Radford says that would be most helpful. Thank you Mr. BFR.