So John Leslie

[ESG]

should he be stripped of his Blue Peter badge or not...

 

As for Lineker....

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Have I missed some news this morning or summat??

[Rob_the_Saint]

I suspect something to do with a certain Swedish lady... (cue cries of 'she's no lady!')

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Blimey, is there any C-list celebrity she hasn't shagged? What about Thornsy??

 

I can see the headlines now - " Ulrika: Me, Thornsy and the cider can ". Doesn't sound as sexy as the Marianne Faithfull Mars Bar incident though, does it!?

 

What's Sir Gary got to do with it anyhow. Surely not?

[ESG]

afraid so...a liitle bit partial to the old "sorry bit of a cold" as well

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yeah shagged her!

I'll probebley be mentioned in Volume 2 - she can't fit all the blokes she's shagged in Vol 1.

Does anyone know if she's actually done anything else with her life or is she basically a serial slut?

[Laz]

She's shagged most of 'Gladiators', but I suppose you'd label that as being a slut. Anyway, I think I'd probably still shag her if I had to for some reason.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Even after Thornsy's been there?? Rather you than me!

[Laz]

Thornsey's shagged Ulricha? Top bloke! I guess I'll give her a wide berth until she gets the all clear.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It was my masterplan to get to the top of the TV tree.

I'd give Ulrika a sexually transmitted disease.

While I got treatment she'd give it to everyone else.

A then severe lack of healthy TV presenters would push some of the presenters at the lower end of the market up the tree.

 

Now what went wrong - Oh yeah, she insisted on me wearing a condom!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Can't really picture you on the GMTV sofa with Fiona Phillips to be honest, Thornsy.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well not presenting GMTV obviously.

[Chubbhead EFM]

John Leslie? Is that what they said on channel 5? Apparently this morning that bloke Matthew Wright 'let slip' the name of the bloke who allegedly raped Ulrika. Is that where you got the name from? He seems a bit of a slimeball-he's always in the papers trying to get into some girl or another's knickers!

[SteveP]

Yeah I heard that John intends to make a statement, using three old toilet rolls, an empty fairy liquid bottle and some sticky back plastic..

 

I also believe a defence fund has been set up for him and he is requesting any recycled girlfriends he can lay his hands on. Simply to say.... (this is bad)

 

'Here's one I laid earlier'

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Almost a year old this thread now.

 

Interesting first post there, ESG. I heard Lineker's name mentioned in relation to this just a few days ago...

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yeah by me!

 

A met somebody a couple of weeks ago, her best mate worked for the Sun and apparently it was Lineker all along. Obviously they can't print that, hence all the silence!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ok, ESG, now you seem to have got all this Ulrika/Leslie/Lineker stuff spot-on.

 

You're obviously a man in the know.

 

So come on...

 

there's the names of eight Premiership footballers this morning that I'm particularly interested in...

 

 

[ESG]

think Kiren Dyer is one and Chelsea's on loan to Charlton player

Carlton Cole are the only names I know, but the rest of the players all

come from Newcastle? hence Robson wanting to quit yesterday

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah, I heard that the seven players were from Newcastle.

 

Who do Bowyer and Woodgate play for these days??

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

When I banded about Gary Linekar being the Ulrika rapist a lot of people said "Oh, hes lovley" and "Oh, hes a family man", I was told at the same time by the person who told me this that he was a complete [****!!****].

 

Well another of my media contacts were on about him the other day as well, apparently he is a number one shagger, he puts it around like anything, he's slept with virtually the whole of Radio 5 and he's cunning what he does is picks people who he knows won't make a fuss or try and cross him because he knows that anyone that splits up his family would be seen as the baddy because his kid is disabled. Thats pretty low!