Funniest thing you have done at football

[Sawbo Shaun]

Following on from some of the answers to Soap dodging I thought it may be an idea to share some of the funny moments related to football e.g. deep heat in the jockstrap etc.That sort of thing

 

(get some ideas for Saturday)

 

I have mentioned the story about sh1tting in a blokes trainer and putting it in the freezer during a club tour on the Burnham site.

 

Any others funny's?

[Uncle Urchin]

whitewash paste in the shower head of the referees changing rooms was the best/worst one we ever did...... at gillingham it was...fck me did that cause a riot...

[Kel]

On a cricket tour once, one of the lads (who was comatose through drink at the time) had a bat handle rammed up his jacksy, and someone left a fiver on his bedside table. In the morning he woke up with a very sore @rse and £5 he didn't have the night before! He was very quiet over breakfast!

 

On the same tour, one of the lads sh@gged a brass in his room and then cleaned his nob with his roommate's toothbrush!

[Sawbo Shaun]

LOL superb- In Ayia Napa one of the lads fell asleep pissed with no cacks on so we stuck the hoover up his harris and took a photo. We sent it into a locally Jazz mag (the journal of love) a contact mag for swingers.

 

For the next year he kept getting these strange phnecalls from abroad- he still has no idea.

[Kel]

PMSL

[Diz]

Another Cricket One I am afraid!

 

A few years back we toured Devon, we had a cross dressing day. We turned up to our fixture all in our best frocks and the other team did not no what to make of us!

[Bridge]

No change for you then Dizz!!!

 

Did you go in your Dads jacket!!!

[Michael Hunt]

room sharing (like you do) on an end of season p1ss up in Newcastle - one of the lads pulls a geordie slapper and takes her back to the twin room. The other lad does the honourable thing and hangs around in reception for an hour or so till she leaves. When he gets up to the room he finds his 'mate' has sh4gged the girl in his bed, cum all over his pillow and then had a piss in his bed to boot !!! Then passes out back in his own bed.

i will not release names.........

[onebreast]

ha ha ha , great work !!!