Boo!

[Little Miss Urchin]

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

None of us live here anymore!

[Laz]

Do you think she is worthy?

[YELLOW]

Never trust an Urchin.

[Laz]

You are trusted though!

[Little Miss Urchin]

It's not me you should be querying. Do you not remember my rhyme, Mr Laz?

[Laz]

Err - there were several rhymes as I recall. Perhaps a reminder by PM.

[AFF]

"There was a young lady from Tiptree,

the place where they make the jam......

 

??

[YELLOW]

Quote:

AFF said:
"There was a young lady from Tiptree,
the place where they make the jam......

??

"She supports a crap pub team,
that's even worse than West Ham."

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

She would rather electricute herself on a pylon

Than go out with anyone from Canvey Island

 

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[Laz]

Same here!

[AFF]

There was a young lady from Tiptree,

the little village in Mid-Essex famous for the jam,

she follows the urchins

and sometimes the Saints when Hornchurch don't have a game,

and the sheep on her rucksack thing is looking for a ram.

 

You see. You've got to have something that ryhymes. Jam and ram. Pylon and Island don't ryhyme. Here's one for you, EFMTFTV. Who made 'Debora' ryhme with 'suited ya'?

[YELLOW]

Was going to say it didn't rhyme but good effort anyway.

 

To answer your question AFF, it was Jarvis Cocker of Pulp on Disco 2000.

[AFF]

It's rubbish but it does ryhyme. Jam and ram.

[YELLOW]

Sorry mate I meant Thornsy's little ditty.