Not another sweepstake....?!!!!

[Barry Scott]

7-0 for me

[Rebel Kay]

Ian, I hope for your sake as much as mine it isn't 9lb. Not only will your ears suffer but I bet I could break a couple of bones in your hand if it hurts too much, as well as do irrepairable damage to make sure it doesn't happen again. Feeling uncomfortable yet darling?

[Guest]

Kay I recommend a good pair of nut crackers or two house bricks as great vasectomy devices.

 

 

Sue

 

P.S. As Janet and I are Medical Secretaries we are quite happy to supervise !!!

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Now i did not want to hear that....!

[Guest]

I bet you can really imagine the pain cant you Marcus, we have offered Charlie a discount if you really play up

 

Sue

[Ian]

What a fuss. All that huffing and puffing and screaming and shouting. And that was just the conception! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

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[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Quote:

Ian said:
What a fuss. All that huffing and puffing and screaming and shouting. And that was just the conception! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I take it she was doing the ironing at the same time then <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[rebel becks]

i'll go for 7-14 .

 

Put me down please dad!!

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Quote:

rebel becks said:

Put me down please dad!!

You heard the lady Ian... Shotgun or Injection?

[rebel becks]

Could you explain that please Marcus?!

[budman13]

I'll go 7-11 and budgirl will go 8-6

[Dominic]

I thought you said tubgirl for a second there!!!

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Quote:

rebel becks said:
Could you explain that please Marcus?!

Put down as in:-

I had to go to the vet and have it put down, becks!

[budman13]

She'll love you for that Dom <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[Dominic]

I dont think your Budgirl will be very happy that you know who Tubgirl is! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Ian]

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[Reading Rebel]

I's been a long time since I've been at school but are there not 14lbs to the stone?

 

BTW I'll have 7st 7lb.

[Ian]

RR - are you trying to suggest that Kay is SO big that she's going to have a baby that weighs SEVEN STONE?

 

I think you mean 7 lbs, 7 ounces, which is why it is 16 and not 14! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Can't wait 'til Kay reads this!!

[Ian]

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[Ian]

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