just for you Uncle Urchin

[zody]

One night a beautiful female rushed into a crypt, her lovely face all covered in blood and flung herself into her coffin and slammed down the lid with a snarl of rage.

 

Pretty soon all the other vampires smelt the blood and began hassling her about where she'd got it. She told them to piss off and let her get some sleep, but they persisted until she finally gave in. "OK, follow me," she said, and spreading out her cloak, flew out of the crypt with dozen other vampires behind her.

 

Down through a valley they swept, across a river and into a huge city. Finally she slowed down and the other vampires milled excitedly around her, their tongues hanging out for blood.

 

"Do you see that massive, great lamppost over there?" she asked.

 

"YES, YES,YES!!!!" the bloodsuckers all screamed in a feeding frenzy.

 

"Good!" said the first vampire, "Because I [****!!****]-well didn't!"

[and1inthetree]

of course i understand the rather feeble message behind this, but, for the sh1te-ness of the joke, i have to say...

 

newsflash - germany invades poland.

[coupwotcoup]

Hell hath no fury like a bloke who comes home

p!ssed at 2.30 am and spots joke on the internet that he has heard before!

[zody]

but the joke wasnt sent to you was it, wally

[coupwotcoup]

And there was me thinking that jokes were meant to be funny?

[zody]

Uncle hasnt replied yet, he will find it funny I bet <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

doubt it. unc has a sense of humour.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Quote:

zody said:
but the joke wasnt sent to you was it, wally

You are a [****!!****] mate, you put it on the internet for the entire world (apart from all those rumferd fans without computers) to read!!

[coupwotcoup]

I know got me thinking I was on to a freebie last night...then he rang me!