WARNING !!! NEW DATE RAPE DRUG

[Guest]

 

Saw this thought posted in the pub you should all be warned!!

I have all your welfare at heart be aware of this.

DATE RAPE DRUG!!

 

There is a date rape drug going around. While this drug does have beneficial uses in small quantities, female sexual predators are using it at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. Shockingly this drug is available at most grocery and convenience stores! Women often persuade men to consume multiple doses, and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Often while under the influence of this drug men will succumb to desires to perform sex acts on women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often awaken after being given this drug with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before. Some times they wake up with a headache and a vague feeling that something bad occurred. This date rape drug is known by many names such as “Bud, Hinny, Draft, and Black Label. So you fellows out there be careful when some woman offers to buy you a cold one. If however, you should fall prey to this scheme you can find a support group as close as your local pub and have a beer on me.

[cangull]

I couldnt think of anything worse that could happen to me!!!!

The only answer then, avoid clubs, pubs and women bearing said drugs, Hmmmm!!

[A Non E Mouse]

I must admit - I think this may have happened to me - I feel violated

 

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MOB said:

 

"Often while under the influence of this drug men will succumb to desires to perform sex acts on women who they would never normally be attracted to

 

Yep - it was the wife!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[blooming barmy bongo]

after seeing yellows pictue that time, i think he may of been drugged!!!

[canveyboy18]

the lesson here is dont take drinks off of ugly women!!!(when your sober <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)

[CIFCislander]

But then you'll never be bought a drink mark, Surely you dont want to go thursty for the rest of your life do ya?

[Reisaldinho]

you wouldnt be bought a drink either

[CIFCislander]

Fair point

[YELLOW]

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blooming barmy bongo said:
after seeing yellows pictue that time, i think he may of been drugged!!!

I was wondering when someone was going to bring that one up!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Thirsty even!!!!!

[The Great Eckscape]

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YELLOW said:

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blooming barmy bongo said:
after seeing yellows pictue that time, i think he may of been drugged!!!

I was wondering when someone was going to bring that one up!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

That picture looks like it's been brought up by Satan himself!

[YELLOW]

Im the devil reincarnated!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

and socksy is your brother

[Batty]

I stopped a girl being raped after the match on Saturday!

 

 

I controlled myself

[Linneycifc]

you seem to have a lot of hopes and aspirations for your club some may say they are unrealistic and so would i and i am sure if you really pinched yourself hard you would return to some form of normality and realise that your club are about as capable of reaching conference status as dog and duck fc everyones favourite pub team and even with a healthy financial backing your lot managed to [****!!****] that one up. we on the other hand are a bunch of over achievers and have a more realistic expectations this season we are still looking to consolidate anything above 5th from bottom is a good season. please think before you post TWAT!!

[Eastside Urchin]

winding you up are we sonny,why is it unrealistic for us to expect that,we have a fantastic club and been through our problems and are on the way back,the "conference champions" tag on my posts may be a tad over ambitious but every football fan dreams of wanting something better for their club,after all wern't you in the esl a few years ago,but now you seem to belittle the league where your rise started!!

think you lot should chill out a bit,you bite too easily

[South Mouth]

It isn't that Urchin.

 

Fans like me who have watched Canvey since the Essex Senior days totally respect the fact that we came from there. We just want to have a bit of friendly banter and talk about football in a adult manner and not have to put up with stupid jibes from people off other forums. We dont do it (or i hope people on Canvey's forum dont do it), so why should you?

 

As i said, we just come on here and have a bit of a laugh and dont offend anyone? Can you understand that?

[Eastside Urchin]

look mate,i came on here for a laugh,granted at 5 in the morning sunday i was a bit p1ssed but the thread i started was tongue in check with reference to your attendance saturday,i can hardly recall you lot having a laugh in fact it started getting a bit "lary" when you started throwing insults back,not that it bothers me,i can be a wind up merchant but our sub forums are all under one big forum and lots of us go on each others club forums,i understand you are proud of your club as i am to but i think some of you(not all)got a little bit touchy and that inspires me to wind up even more