Date Rape Drug

[zody]

 

There is a date rape drug going around. While this drug does have beneficial uses in small quantities, female sexual predators are using it at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. Shockingly this drug is available at most grocery and convenience stores! Women often persuade men to consume multiple doses, and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Often while under the influence of this drug men will succumb to desires to perform sex acts on women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often awaken after being given this drug with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before. Some times they wake up with a headache and a vague feeling that something bad occurred. This date rape drug is known by many names such as “Bud, Hinny, Draft, and Black Label. So you fellows out there be careful when some woman offers to buy you a cold one. If however, you should fall prey to this scheme you can find a support group as close as your local pub and have a beer on me.

[Harry J Allstars]

Christiano Ronaldo has just ordered it.

[Big J R]

Whatever you do Harry, DON'T smoke a cigarette after its been soaked in embalming fluid ! The result could have you feeling sorer than if you had grade 1 piles !