BoneChapel v's BasChav

[Basildon Bond]

I notice that we are at your pigstye on Saturday to show you all how to play football instead of all that kick and rush that you seem to prefer.

 

Your fancy dan pansies will not like the BasChav steel up 'em and I predict a scoreline of 2-4 to BasChav.

 

We shall be bringing at least 400 supporters who follow us everywhere.

 

Is Golby still playing for you, the young one I mean who looks like the other ones dad, he's useless and won't stand a chance against our fleetfooted strike partnership.

 

Anyway, I am really looking forward to the day and also looking forward to meeting all those scrubbers behind the bar.

[Serious Sid]

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[tinky]

OMG..well in that case i think we should forfit the game..our boys wont stand a chance against this bunch of chavs..and im just talking about the eastside!!

[The Geezer]

Us Eastsiders chavs?

 

I've never been so insulted.

[maxinio]

Nah let'em come in and we;ll have a great time

I was there the last time we played Basildon, Ollie Ad's debut!

[and1inthetree]

bb - you crack me up. you think you can out-chav the likes of dizzy & raver? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />

 

as for you tink - have faith in the eastside chavs. there is depth in all areas on the eastside, and so it seems it is time to call upon...

 

dizzy the king of the chavs, who shall call forth his champion, urchin boy (sir chavalot) and shall banish the half dozen or so basildon chavs that dare to step on his turf or anywhere near his mcdonalds with a flash of burberry and a few choice phrases such as "innit". loud will be the praise, raucous will the celebrations be & defeated shall the basildon six be.

 

victory will be ours.

 

oh yes, it shall be ours.

 

mwaa haa haa haaa. (pause) mwaa haaa haa haa haaaa. (pause) MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[tinky]

no not you chavs them chavs

[and1inthetree]

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TFH said:
I've never been so insulted.

yes you have, you **** ugly mum's dog's pants wearing pig mutant! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[maxinio]

Nice one treeboy!

[The Geezer]

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and1inthetree said:

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TFH said:
I've never been so insulted.

yes you have, you **** ugly mum's dog's pants wearing pig mutant! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Leave my mums dogs pants out of this!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

haha.

 

you sniff them before you put them on as well. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[The Geezer]

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and1inthetree said:
haha.

you sniff them before you put them on as well. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Have you been watching me!

Ayway they are Ravers Mums dogs pants not mine <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[NickR]

Oi Treeboy, the insult 'Pig Mutant' is copywrited.

 

You will be hearing from my Lawyers shortly!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

i thought you only had defence lawyers?

 

anyway, you weren't here and the timing was ripe.

[Eastside Urchin]

if the bas chav scum come near me i will slap them down like the bitches they are

[and1inthetree]

when you're in the stadium, everyone's near you mate.

[Eastside Urchin]

pot kettle black fatboy!

[Basildon Bond]

Well we know all about you Eastside Urchin and your foul mouthed tirades at innocent fans and officials. We can deal with Hornchurch Hardboys don't you worry about that. Hornchurch pussies more like.

[and1inthetree]

rather than throwing the insult back, can't you come up with something original?

 

you know, see my attitude & raise me double or something?

 

you scholes-pollock hybrid.

[Eastside Urchin]

i know,its great innit!!

pussies,more like tigers!!