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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well I think we can have some serious fun over here (not real fun, like funfairs and going out, obviously).

 

Laz told me about it so I joined yesterday to provoke a reaction from Sutton Sal and I've already been threatened by her internet boyfriend!

 

I tried to start a post about hilarious names for teams (stale buns, bobbins etc) and how it was my dream to set up a website where supporters can trade insults and scarfs and they've deleated it!

 

http://pyramid-portal.com/forum/index.php

 

Invasion Tuesday, anyone????

[Electric ~soul~]

Have you posted your 'randsom' note yet??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No, I haven't uploaded the photo yet!

 

She is getting quite upset, maybe my randsom should be something derogatory, then again her scarfer boyfreind called me a pervert!

 

I'd forgotten I sent her a message saying 'suck my [****!!****] or the giraffe gets it' <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Electric ~soul~]

He-heh! Perhaps you could post a picture of said giraffe on the end of your knob.

[gertcha EFM]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
then again her scarfer boyfreind called me a pervert!

Does he know you then ? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Apparently he may be making a visit!

 

Maybe I should greet him with my trousers down masterbating just so not to dissapoint him <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Electric ~soul~]

How come you can brag about asking a bird to "suck your c*ck" but we can't mention the LI?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Because A) I wouldn't actually let her and She probably wouldn't anyway!

Whereas the LI would <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[gertcha EFM]

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Lucy Inflatable, it's a blow up doll I have for when Annie isn't in town!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Sorry I mean A*nie

[gertcha EFM]

Does Costello know ?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

He knows about the doll but not my visits to the lawns when he's at work <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Tommy Collins]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Apparently he may be making a visit!

Maybe I should greet him with my trousers down masterbating just so not to dissapoint him <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

No change there then.

[Sutton Sal]

Oi! You! EFMTFTV!

 

He isn't my boyfriend, honest! And we know a wind-up when we see one. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

By the way, if your post was deleted it was because your avatar was so big that it made the whole thread unreadable. I'm a Pyramid Portal moderator and I shall make sure it stays- please post it again, we like that kind of stuff.

 

PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE can I have my giraffe back? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Electric ~soul~]

You know the conditions, SS!

[Sutton Sal]

I do?

 

Please, set me some feasible ones!

[Electric ~soul~]

I'll let Thornsy know you're about!

 

Does the giraffe have any special dietary requirements? Although we have him hostage, we want to make his stay in St Albans as comfortable as possible for him!

[The Lyrical Tarantula]

It seems to be ok with just fluids at the mo

[Sutton Sal]

Will you stop referring to Melissa as "he" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

When can I have her back? Honestly, our programme editor is waiting for an article where there will be pictures of me and my various mascots. Can't do that if she's in Stalebuns now can I?

 

pleeeeeeeeease return my giraffe please! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />