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pabird

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According to one of the newspapers this morning the odds on any individual being murdered are less than that person winning the lottery

I will keep buying the tickets and hope to beat the odds

 

Mind you I always said as my chosen method of departing this splendid globe I would like to be shot in the back by an angry husband on my 100th birhday

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Irony missed there then! are you American?


Ahem.. not only are some of us American, but laughed as soon as we read the "shot in the back by an angry husband on my 100th birthday" part of his speech. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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