Familiar To Millions

[Electric ~soul~]

Definitely the funniest, if not the best live album ever! Liam is pissed and on top fking form!

 

I went looking for a transcript of Liam's rantings from the show at Wembley, and this is what I found...

 

 

[****!!****]' In The Bushes

 

(band walk on stage to huge cheers)

Liam: Shithole! about time they knocked this fookin' shed down.

Hello Manchester? (jokingly)

(crowd boo)

 

Go Let It Out

(During song Liam says: 'and i'm not sure if i'm keen on any of that')

 

Liam: Cheers.

(someone in the crowd holds up a flag of saint George awith an insult

about Robbie Williams on it)

Liam: Take that silly thing down man! He's not worthy of it, take it fookin' down. Tell us something we don't know.

 

Who Feels Love?

 

Liam: Cheers

I'll let you off this once, all together 'LIAM' go on!"

(Crowd shouts back: 'Liam, Liam, Liam' )

Supersonic, should write more of these songs Noel, write a couple more of these babies.

 

Supersonic

 

Liam: Keyboard players, ya don't want them standing up do ya, Sit down (jokingly at Oasis keyboard player Zeb Jameson)

 

Shakermaker

(During song Liam says to the sound engineer: 'turn it up Gareth, there's no fookin' roof on it anyway')

(Shake along with anyone you like to, and Aunt Sally, and Tweety Pie, he's all right)

 

Noel: Fook all that Noel and Liam sh*t. Can I have everybody singing 'Who the fook is Andy Bell?' Who the fook is Andy Bell?

 

Acquiesce

Noel: Ah [****!!****]' sorry man. l don't know what you're your laughing about... It were you ya [****!!****]. Right, then, I'm going to sing you a song now. Any of you cockney [****!!****] gotta problem with that? This one's called 'Step Out'

 

Step Out

 

Noel: Now now now then. I see you made it down the front, in your high heals, ha ha ha.

Liam: This ones for all the potheads, if you can lift your fookin' arms up. It's a good [****!!****]' tune this, come on, listen carefully.

 

Gas Panic

 

Noel: What the fook are you doing all the way down there man.

Liam: ..... records by throwing tapes at people

If she starts getting out of line, fookin' smack (joking)

Liam: pass her over very nicely otherwise you'll stay on....

Noel: This ones for all the posh birds down the front. No, not you, you're not posh, you only act posh, you're not posh. Bet you wish you weren't down there now.

 

Roll With It

(during song Liam says: 'How many years now and you've finally got it right' because the crowd sing 'don't let any fookers get in your way')

 

Noel: Eh, keep you hand on your fookin' credit cards.

Liam: Can we have some breasts please, on this screen. Bird, pull your top up and let's have them out for the lads. Where are you? Come on!

(big cheer as the big screen shows a girl who's just pulled her top up)

Noel: Check Fookin' them out. look at them, Whayhay

Liam: Fookin' great pair. And who's idea was it for the phone box last time? Just get a tart to get her tits out.

Noel: That'll have been my idea for the phone box, and that kids is a bad advert for drug abuse

 

Stand By Me

 

Noel: Thanks very much. Yeah whatever, anyway this one'll be for you then I suppose

 

Wonderwall

 

Noel: Mikey, turn the cunty light off

Liam: It's all right we'll see you after the gig Mikey

Noel: Mikey put a roach in it and turn the fookin light off, it's not that hard. I'll have a word with you later. Last time you play Wembley Stadium twatty bollox.

Liam: This is for all the people in the front row and all them at the back

Noel: Not you, or you, you , yeah you, and you, not you, you do too much waving don't ya, you look alright you

 

(noel plays the opening riff to The Beatles 'Tomorrow Never Knows')

Cigarettes and Alcohol

(band play part of Led Zepplins 'Whole Lotta Love')

 

Noel: that's rock'n'roll, mister, mister, that's rock'n'roll, mister Anybody read the daily mirror today. They reckon they've got some pictures of me sunbathing nude in Spain. I'll tell ya what though. Apparantly the pictures are coming out in four day special cos my dick is that big (holds his arms very wide) apparently you gotta get the first week and you gotta send off for three separate pieces. I'm not takin' the piss either. Knackers. Okay, maybe its not that big maybe it's a litle bit bigger (holds arms out even wider)

Easy girls, easy boys.

This ones for everyone with a small dick

 

Don't Look Back In Anger

 

Noel: Thank You

(Alan and Keyboardist Zeb play a little jazzy bit of music)

Eh, eh eh eh, cut that jazz nonsense out man. I'm fookin tellin' ya. I fookin hate when people do that.

 

Liam: This is the last song, we'll play one, but it's been a bit of a topsy [****!!****] weird year

Noel: It's been same as the last one

Noel & Liam: Live Forever

 

Live Forever

 

Noel: Thank you, good night

 

 

(Band go off stage for a minute or two, then come back on)

 

(Noel throws his denim jacket down beside his monitors)

Noel: Cost me fookin' two quid (£2) from Oxfam what ya talking about. You're takin the piss aren't ya.

This is a song by Neil Young. I know love but you know, I wasn't born either and neither were you. This is called 'Hey Hey, My My'

 

Hey Hey, My My

 

 

(Liam points at his bodyguard)

Liam: Alright bignose, Terry O'Neill

Noel: I'll tell ya what, it's not too fookin warm up here without your coat on is it. Fookin freezin'

Liam: Champagne Supernova

 

Champagne Supernova

 

Liam: This one's for the Mondays (meaning the support band The Happy Mondays)

Noel: This is the last one, good night, God bless, safe journey home. Rock 'n' roll star, everyone of ya.

 

Rock'n'Roll Star

[YELLOW]

Alot of that is edited on the CD but you get the whole thing on the DVD (and a different version of Wonderwall)

 

Cheers for the memories Zeal. Even better that I was actually there to enjoy it!!!