Football Chants

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Recent Noted Football Chants

 

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house"

 

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had

been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

 

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"

 

Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

 

To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"

 

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted

for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)

"Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

[The Great Eckscape]

Aldershot fans to Tony Roberts on Sunday:

 

"Is it true your wife's a sheep?!"

[TACKLE1000]

To mike phelan, with his lack of loft insulation, to the tune of the righteous brothers "you've lost your hairline Phelan, wooaoh your hairline Phelan! yes it's gone, gone, gone, woooaooh!!"

 

and west ham to liverpool about their assitant manager (cant think of his name, think it's Phil something!)"We've got di canio, you've got pinnochio!"

 

and thier reply "you've got di canio, we've got your stereos!"