A Name For Our New Mascot...........???.....the Gull .

[LEWIS JAMES HARKER]

i would but im too tall...

[TACKLE1000]

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The Great Eckscape said:
Apparently the club couldn't resist the bird suit, they were told it was going cheap!!

Maybe you shold do the deed Glen, It'll be a real FEATHER in your cap!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Reisaldinho]

yer put glenn in the bird he normally the man of the club

[The Great Eckscape]

Speaking of Seagulls I've just bought 5 inflatable seagulls of the Brighton & Hove Albion website! £2 each, hang them from the roof of the shed!

[A Non E Mouse]

Don't know if this is true but one of our engineers who's an ex Royal Marine said that blokes in the navy used to kill seagulls when bored.

 

Apparently you put an alka-Seltzer in some bread and feed it to the gulls. The tablet then gives of gas when in the stomach. Apparently Gulls don't have the capability of belching or farting so the gas expands in the stomach until it explodes internally.

 

Not sure if thats true but obviously it's bloody cruel <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angel.gif" alt="" />

[Reisaldinho]

yer its ture they do it on the site i used to work on for a laugh

[Chris G.]

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Apparently you put an alka-Seltzer in some bread and feed it to the gulls. The tablet then gives of gas when in the stomach. Apparently Gulls don't have the capability of belching or farting so the gas expands in the stomach until it explodes internally.

This happens to Jim every away game at the back of the coach. Only difference is instead of alka-seltzer he uses Strongbow......!!

[cangull]

Getting back to names: Many years ago there was a book doing the rounds, it was about a seagull called Winston Livingstone Seagull. Obviously about a seagull but this chap always wanted to go beyond its normal capabilities, so it managed to fly higher than the others and so on, so forth, it made some really good reading; A bit like CanveyFC really, it could be said!!

[Spursman]

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reisaldinho said:
yer its ture they do it on the site i used to work on for a laugh

How hillarious that must have been eh? Never thought that animal cruelty was much of a laugh myself and reckon anybody who does is a sad moron.

[Guest]

I thought that was Jonathon, hence my 1st post.

[The Great Eckscape]

The Inflatable Seagulls have arrived, they look quality!

[A Non E Mouse]

Should be good for that chant - something like...

 

If I had the wings of an eagle

 

If I had the @rse of a Gull, I'd fly over Grays Ath. and sh*t on the b@stards below below

 

sh*t on

 

sh*t on

 

sh*t on the b@stards below