Joke time

[cider]

A man called tony meets a lovely but busty young italian girl just outside New york.He sees her regularly for roughly 3/4 months until it`s time to met her Father.She then confesses to him that her father is connected to the mafia.He meets her father and the rest of her family and after lots of drink the father finds out that he is a painter and decorator.Her father asks him if he would be interested in doing some work at his home,for which he agrees.When he turns up at the house the door is answered by a lusty young girl who after entering the house introduces herself as his girlfriends cousin.He goes to the house to work day after day and the young girl lets him in ,and every day an extra button on her blose is indone. It gets to the stage where she is walking up the stairs with no underwear on and bending over to pick up various items,obviously showing out on purpose.This gets to the stage that one day he turns around,opens the front door and runs out onto the driveway at lightening speed only to bump into the future Father in law."Tony" he shouts,"you did it,you past the test of trust!Now you can have my daughters hand in marriage"

 

And the moral of this story gentlemen is of course" ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN THE CAR!