Premiership Rapist

[Electric ~soul~]

Rumours doing the rounds involve Ashley Cole. Totally unsubstantiated, obviously!

 

I'm not so sure. This happened Saturday night and the Goons played Sunday.

 

I've a horrible feeling it may be a Spurs player, y'know.

 

England International apparently.

 

That would be King, Robinson or Defoe, then. Or possibly Carrick or Jenas.

 

What other Premiership teams played in the capital on Saturday?

 

Charlton, obviously.

 

Were the Hammers home or away? Fk - what am I saying? They don't have any internationals!

 

Errr... Arsenal and Chelsea both played Sunday. Fulham?

 

Anyone heard any whispers here??

[Electric ~soul~]

Fulham were home against United.

 

Man Utd, obviously, have a few England Internationals.

[gertcha EFM]

Have there been any withdrawals from the England International squad in the last day ?

[EFC_Callum]

Ashley Cole withdrew!

[Electric ~soul~]

Defoe's birthday at the weekend.

 

He was out on the lash with a certain Mr Pennant, apparently.

 

re: Cole. Yeah, Arsenal do have this reputation, don't they? Don't suppose we'll ever find out who it was unless it goes to court.

[EFC_Callum]

What's the story anyway Zeal, im at school.

[Electric ~soul~]

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2041452005

[gertcha EFM]

More to the point, who's the Bulgarian ?

[EFC_Callum]

Has the story made it to Sky Sports News Yet?

[Electric ~soul~]

Bit of a non-story at the minute, Callum. Probably just another bird out to make a name for herself.

 

Saying that though, there is apparently a video of the event.

[Electric ~soul~]

Oops - no mention there that it's an England player.

 

So. Multi-millionaire?

 

Can't be that many in the Premiership who are multi-millionaires.

[EFC_Callum]

Yer just reading 'apparently The Sun ' cant name her!

 

Either there is no her or there wanting more money from someone........

[Electric ~soul~]

Quote:

gertcha EFM said:
More to the point, who's the Bulgarian ?

Well, Callum?

[YELLOW]

Callum, if you want legal Bulgarians go to Grays. There's plenty of them there!!!

[Tommy Collins]

Hasn't J. Jenas got involved in this sort of rumour before?

[EFC_Callum]

Jesus i missed a few postyings there!

 

Bulgarian it's a DVD if ya know what i mean..........

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Seems everyone who saw the player on this night said he was charming, sober and very friendly according to the paper while the two women involved were possible high class prossies!

 

I've set my media contact on the case to find out who the player may be!

 

More to the point, is your ground really called Shatts Callum?

[Electric ~soul~]

Quote:

Tommy Collins said:
Hasn't J. Jenas got involved in this sort of rumour before?

Yeah, he's the only Spurs player that this would ring true with.

Can't imagine Paul Robinson somehow.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Nah! Robinson come across as quite nice.

 

Jenas though, you can take the boy of of Newcastle <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Shame he can't be taken out the Spurs and England midfeild at the moment, he is suffering from one serious dose of form lackage!

 

Which begs the question, why is he in the England squad when players like Murphy and Parker have been 10 times better, and don't even start me on why Rio Ferdinand is starting!

[Electric ~soul~]

Because Beckham picks the team, mate.

 

That's why Defoe doesn't play.

 

He was seeing Joanne Beckham a while back, and then did the dirty on her with some tart, so Beckham tells Eriksson not to play him.