cant they leave me alone and P!ss off

[zody]

why do we still have people coming to my door asking me to believe in the bible, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />, if I was interested I would go to church, new approach now, 'arent you bothered whats happening in the world' aswell Sir, end of speech, 'have a good day'. Wont answer the door again, or teach me to be back at work earlier <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Who knocks on YOUR door and tells YOU to 'Ef-Off'

 

 

A Jehova's Witness from Liverpool !

[gnfcmightymole]

if it's a jehovahs witness just tell them ur about to give blood bad i know

[Big J R]

I usually get THEM to give blood - Nasally.

 

 

(There'll be letters !)

[pabird]

The more I hear of the JW clan he less I like them

There really is only one response, "not interested go away" and shut the door

[AFF]

Aren't they the ones that believe that only 24,000 people will get into Heaven? Tell 'em you'd heard that the last place was allocated last month.

 

Come to think of it, that might be the Mormons.

[pabird]

They have adjusted that figure over the years, must of course have a private line to Big G for the updates

[cantos]

Have a copy of Darwins origin of the species at hand ;and when they quote from the Bible book of Genesis you can read them a passage from Darwin.They really do believe in Adam and Eve.

[A Rebel and a Saint]

i find the bible very hard to believe, right from the start...how are you supposed to believe that the entire human race came from adam and eve having two sons????

[Woody SUFC]

ARAAS- And what about the whole 'world being built in 7 days stuff' Infact i'm sure the first half the bible is ALl bull [****!!****]! All that stuff of mircals and god talking to people...Second half is slightly more understandble as long as you don't take it liturarly

 

And yes i know my spellsing bad but i've been drinking so...there

[Harry J Allstars]

I go on the understanding that if I be as unchristian as possible then I won't get in to heaven. This will then obviously free up my place. If I can convince god that I did this on purpose then he will realise that this is the most cristian and charitable thing anyone can do and therefore grant my a place in heaven bumping off some goody goody suck up from Wiltshire.

 

Genius really...

[gnfcmightymole]

best way to confuse them invite them in

[Moo]

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i find the bible very hard to believe, right from the start...how are you supposed to believe that the entire human race came from adam and eve having two sons????

Read a bit longer and you will find out they had more than just the two sons. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Hopefully there was a daughter somewhere along the way! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Even better, don't read it all.

 

Something like 50% of Americans still believe in creationism, you know...... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Harry J Allstars]

Quote:

Moo said:

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i find the bible very hard to believe, right from the start...how are you supposed to believe that the entire human race came from adam and eve having two sons????

Read a bit longer and you will find out they had more than just the two sons. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

They must have lived in Essex then?

Them bloody imbreds.