Joke Time

[cider]

A man goes to his doctor as he is feeling under the weather."I think i need a full examination" He says to the doc.After the examination the doctor says "i have found two things wrong with you.""One thing is is nothing to worry about the other thing concerns me a bit."What is it doc give it to me straight""Well you have a chest infection,and you have Alzheimers."Oh thats not too bad says the man thank feck i ain`t got Alzheimers.

[billy]

Man goes into a fish and chip shop and asked for a peice of cod please....man serving says ok mate wont be long...well it wants to be fecking fat he says ...

[billy]

man of 89 with alzheimers walks into a bar and says to the busty blonde sitting there "do i come here often?"

[donald dibdab]

very good!

[Kel]

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donald dibdab said:
very good!

Must have been cr@p then, Billy!!