Sutton United Fanzine

[JaredSUFC]

Hi, i'm the editor of Sutton fanzine 'raining blazers' and the next issue, is due to be released on the day of Sutton v St Albans. I was wondering if any of you would like to contribute an article. Sensiable(ish) articles only please. Also if you want to contribute could you keep swearing to a minium/no swearing please. You can e-mail me @ jared_hull@hotmail.com or rainingblazers@msn.com Thanks. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/thefinger_red.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smilie_switch.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

no.

[SAINTS64MAD]

um how about? we may win?

[JaredSUFC]

I said something sensiable

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

What sort of fanzine doesn't have swearing?

 

How about a article named "Ryman Firms". Me and Colin Zeal will write a aricle about the lifes and multiple crimes of EFM. You could get quotes from Canvey, Aldershot, Kingstonian, Hendon, Aylesbury, Hampton and various other.

 

What do you reacon CZ?

Failing that a heartwarming story about finding true love at Hitchin away (get the exculsive the NLP forgot)

[Woody]

You may be able to extend your deadline on that fanzine Jared. If we can pull our finger out this Saturday hopefully we'll be playing in the F.A. Cup instead of playing down your place on the 26th.

[JaredSUFC]

FA Cup weekend is not untill after the Trophy 1st round.

 

EFM if you can tell us some funny stories about Debstonian, i'll be more than happy to print them.

[Woody]

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FA Cup weekend is not untill after the Trophy 1st round.

 

 

 

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What are you on about. The Trophy 1st Round is November 2nd. The F.A. Cup 4th Qualifying Round is October 26th.

[JaredSUFC]

Oops just checked the FA website. Oh well pointless competition the FA Cup.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

EFM v Kingstonian

 

Last seasons away trip v Kingstonian saw another boozy train trip to the beautiful surrey suburb of Kington-Upon-Thames with all it's multi million pound houses and flash cars, imagine our suprise when we alighted at Norberton (or whatever it's called) to be met with tower blocks and burnt out cars. EFM took into the ground as we often do some booze, this included the mandatery 3 litre bottle of strongbow and a few cans. Almost instantly the nose of the stewards sensed this and we were surrounded by a fair few, the offending cider was confiscated, the thuggish stewards remained, the head steward remarked that classic phrase "no drinking in football leauge grounds" hmmmm had Brentford finally got that groundshare, was that team in blue Oldham or someone, No!. After spending the whole first half arguing we agreed to look at the ground regulations that were claimed to of been posted outside the turnstyles, there behold in massive type NO ALCOHOL IN THE GROUND, we can't of missed a poster that big on our way in could we?, I suspect a quick run to the K's PC had just occured. However we conceaded and went to the bar, within 2 mins of a Smirnoff Ice being opened the thug was back in "Don't serve them", we attempted to go back into the ground only to be told that we were now banned (incidently we had only aggreed to look at the ground rules outside the ground on condition we'd be allowed back in). For some strange reason 4 of us were refused entry including someone who wasn't even part of the original booze incident, the police were called, they were not happy at such a trivial incident. We spent the rest of the second half on the phone to our lawer (the non-return of the cider was trespass of property, don't you know) and abusing a spotty little steward through the fence.

This stuff went on for weeks over the two clubs messageboards, they are very touchy, every attempt at wit by the K's was counter-witted by EFM.

We are already looking forward to the game there this season, we might snort coke instead as this isn't on the ground regulations. :-)

I've still never forgiven K's for the "kind" word's on the EFM site when we were suspended.

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Zeal and Laz whats your diary for this day!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I wasn't there Mr Thorns. But I definitely will be this season. I f-ing hate Kingstonian.

[Laz]

Excellent report, Voice. You may wish to note that the notice outside the ground said somthing like: "No alcohol to be taken into the ground or consumed within it, blah, blah, blah." I pointed out to the steward that they had only confiscated drinks found in the posession of the accused. Costello had jumped the wall to get it and they didn't see him drink from it. I pointed this out to the gateman/steward/gorilla, but some of the subtleties of the argument bamboozled him a bit.

 

I joined in, initially, to solve the situation using diplomacy, bu failed and was left out in the cold. I was a member of the supporters' club committee at the time, and as no other members were interested in looking after the supporters' interests, I tried to help. You know the rest.

 

Costello was top class by the way. He bit my face in the ground, surely a worse offence than being caught in possesion of Cider.

 

When the Police arrived, they were clearly embarressed to be there. I guess this happens in league football every week. When do Kingstonian play Brentford in the league? Answer: when Brentford are relegated to the Ryman.

 

[AFF]

Just as an aside, "Raining Blazers" is a very good name for the Sutton fanzine.

 

More blazers at their place than at any other Ryman League club by a margin, I suggest. Second place: Bedford?