I thought it was funny

[zody]

A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.

 

The next day they walk into the bar again and he says "I'll have three beers and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.

 

The next day they go into the bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"

 

"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for the exact change on those two days."

 

"What about the 3rd one?"

 

"Well that's were I screwed up! I asked for a long legged bird with a tight pussy."

[coupwotcoup]

....but nobody else did.

[Kel]

A little girl goes up to her Mother and asks, "Mummy, do au pair girls come apart?". Her Mother, somewhat puzzled, asks her to repeat the question. "Do au pair girls come apart?", repeats the little girl. "Of course not", replies her Mother, "why do you ask?". The little girl says, "it's just that I heard Daddy tell Uncle Frank he screwed the @rse off of ours"!

[Manor_Born]

Ha ha nice one Zody.......

 

Listen, A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

 

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

 

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

 

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

 

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "See Attached"

 

Regards - MB

www.emfc.co.uk

[Jenko]

Very good mate...I'll tell your missus next time I see her! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[Manor_Born]

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Regards - MB

www.emfc.co.uk