Even more messages for Matthew Oliver

[Badger]

Probably just as well, it might be illegal.

[The Invisible Man]

Badger, can I deduce from the above that you know who Mr Happy is? I have hatched a plot to skulk in the Wheatsheaf one night looking at everyone who orders a pint of Broadside. If I recognise anyone from ETFC, bingo!

 

I expect to be snatched up by MI5 any day now.

[Badger]

I guess I do know him, but probably as 'that bloke over there' rather than by his real name.

[The Invisible Man]

I reckon there are over two hundred people called "that bloke over there"!

[Badger]

And therein lies the problem. I know loads of people by sight, but not by name.

[The Invisible Man]

Well, technically, I suppose that thanks to the forum I know a lot of people by name but not by sight as well as a lot of people by sight but not by name!

 

One presumes that they are the same people of course. It's a funny old world.

[Badger]

I hope they are the same people. It would be a bit weird if a load of people came on here to post about a football club that they didn't go and watch.

 

Hang on a minute. That could describe me! I've only been twice this season so far!

[Mr Happy]

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Badger, can I deduce from the above that you know who Mr Happy is? I have hatched a plot to skulk in the Wheatsheaf one night looking at everyone who orders a pint of Broadside. If I recognise anyone from ETFC, bingo!

 

I expect to be snatched up by MI5 any day now.

 

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You won't find me in the Wheatsheaf as it doesn't sell Broadside. It is the Old Wheatsheaf in Windmill Hill that does. However, as my wife is a bit domineering I don't get there that often so I think your rather poorly thought out plot will fail. However, just in case, I have informed MI5 and you may be assasinated any day now...... if they could see you that is!!!

[The Invisible Man]

I thought I was a pedant and a nit-picker, but I've been out-quibbled!I meant the Old Wheatsheaf.

 

As for my ploy being poorly thought out, I point nout that it means that I would have to lurk in the pub for days on end, while you, Mr Probably Not That Happy, are not allowed out,

 

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[Guest]

Phew! Is that the end at last?

 

Just to wish you lot at ET all the best against Wroxham on Saturday.

 

Remember to 'phone home'!!

 

Up the 'Boro'.

 

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[Mr Happy]

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Phew! Is that the end at last?

 

Just to wish you lot at ET all the best against Wroxham on Saturday.

 

Remember to 'phone home'!!

 

Up the 'Boro'.

 

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No it's not I'm afraid!

 

Firstly, a messaage for Mr Invisible. A good substitute for the Old Wheatsheaf is beign tucked up in bed with my voluptous wife by my side and a pint on the bedside cabinet.

 

Secondly, yet another message for Matthew. I hope you were watching last night's teatime news as there was a good piece about the caravan owners club that may have interested you.

 

NOW THAT MUST BE THE END OF THIS THREAD AS I'VE SUCCEEDED IN TAKING IT FULL CIRCLE!!

 

SEE YOU ALL AT WROXHAM (apart from Mr Invisible of course!)