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MOTM v Sutton  

27 members have voted

  1. 1. Who was your Man of the Match?

    • P Nicholls
    • A Lacey
    • C Robinson
    • K Millington
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    • D Young
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    • J Haverson
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    • J Keister
    • W Wilson
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    • J Healy
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    • L Blackman
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    • S West
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    • S Cliff
    • L Smith
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Actually, the essential purchase is a cup of Bovril and a cheese-bacon burger with onions, plus splashes of burger sauce, mustard and relish.

For those not familiar with my 'tea-bar scam', it works like this:

When Windsor desperately need a goal (which seems to happen quite often....) I order the above from the teabar. Then, just as I'm handing over the money, with my back to the pitch, Windsor will score. Years ago it was Keith Boreham who did the honours for me, then it was Chuk Agadosi, then Shaggy. Sadly, I have not yet discovered my latest tea-bar striker.

 

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Ordering from the tea bar is a bl**dy tightrope. You don't want to miss a goal, and you don't want to order something left over from the previous match, or anything with that "hanging about" taste about it.

 

A punters best play is to go just after half time, of course this way means you run the risk of all the bacon and burgers being gobbled up. It's a tightrope sid, it's a bl**dy tightrope! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" />

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