Elvis at New Lodge

[Ryan.c]

I'm expecting FOTB & Gazza to lead the 'slowies' section saturday night when the King of Rock 'n' Roll visits the clubhouse. This is for you!

 

Love me tender,

Love me sweet,

Never let me go.

You have made my life complete,

And i love you so.

 

Love me tender,

Love me true,

All my dreams fulfilled.

For my darlin' i love you,

And i always will.

 

Love me tender,

Love me long,

Take me to your heart.

For it's there that i belong,

And we'll never part.

 

Love me tender,

Love me dear,

Tell me you are mine.

I'll be yours through all the years,

Till the end of time.

 

(when at last my dreams come true

Darling this i know

Happiness will follow you

Everywhere you go).

 

(tickets £5, Under 15's free, Elvis look-a-likes get first drink FREE!)

[fanoftheblues]

"Don't be cruel" Ryan, You have a "suspicious mind" about Gazza and I, just because he gets "all shook up" about some of my posts.

 

His latest theory is that I reside "In the Getto" of Boretree. I "surrender" Gazza it's time to admit (well "It's now or never") I am... a Billericay fan who thinks they can have an opinion on a forum, I know it's shocking isn't it! I must be the "Devil in disguise"? Well no, I am just a supporter with Billericay Town fc "Always on my mind".

 

"If I can dream" of a time when we are allowed freedom of speech even if it is critical or is that "Too much"? Perhaps I am just a "moody blue"? "I just can't help believing" that things will get better though and all us supporters may even agree on something! I might say something and people might say "That's all right".

 

I shouldn't be saying all this I may get in "Trouble". "A fool as I" doesn't know when to keep quite and I "Don't" always get everything right! Anyway I'm off to get my "Good Luck charm" for saturday. I won't be able to go so no-one has to worry about stepping on my "blue suede shoes" (which they wouldn't anyway because I don't own any).

 

I would like to thank the album Elvis Presley - The 50 greatest hits, for supplying 18 song titles for that terrible post.

[Ryman Fan.]

Top post F.O.T.B <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

[Umbrella Man]

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Good effort must of took ages

[bomberbass]

gazza have you played that great song that does you proud, i think its called kaiser chiefs: i predict a riot, you know that a good song, dont know if there's any songs with the name margaret in them, ill ask andy g

[Ryan.c]

Some songs about Margaret:

Stand down Margaret - The Beat

Maggies Farm - The Specials

Maggie May - Rod Stewart

Margaret on the Guillotine - Morrissey

Lonely Margaret - St. Etienne

 

But I think Bumhead is more at home with anything by 'Simple Minds'

[Ryman Fan.]

Song by Margaret....

 

Love Song for Alex, 1979

Margaret Walker

 

Listen to the Reading

 

 

My monkey-wrench man is my sweet patootie;

the lover of my life, my youth and age.

My heart belongs to him and to him only;

the children of my flesh are his and bear his rage

Now grown to years advancing through the dozens

the honeyed kiss, the lips of wine and fire

fade blissfully into the distant years of yonder

but all my days of Happiness and wonder

are cradled in his arms and eyes entire.

They carry us under the waters of the world

out past the starposts of a distant planet

And creeping through the seaweed of the ocean

they tangle us with ropes and yarn of memories

where we have been together, you and I.

[GazzaBTFC]

I sadly won't be there as I am baby sitting this weekend. I will be at the Chas and Dave though.

 

Oh and as for freedom of speech...correct me if I'm wrong but, have I deleted any of your posts FOTB?

 

Considering the amount of posts where I am the subject of your rants one would believe that I had. Never mind, tell you what, why don't you stop with your "Suspicious Mind" and "Treat Me Nice".

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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GazzaBTFC said:
I sadly won't be there as I am baby sitting this weekend. I will be at the Chas and Dave though.

Chas and Dave, prey tell?

[GazzaBTFC]

Next Friday. why, you interested, Thorns?

[YELLOW]

Not sure if Chas N Dave will be too keen on him turning up!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Normally I would be but I'm at Baggy Monday which is doing a one night reunion on that night, so I'll get my retro kicks from the early 90's instead.

 

Anyway C'n'D have got too big for their boots ever since they've started to think they are cool again!

[extaffyjim]

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bomberbass said:
gazza have you played that great song that does you proud, i think its called kaiser chiefs: i predict a riot, you know that a good song, dont know if there's any songs with the name margaret in them, ill ask andy g

How thick are you? Learn to speak English son.
If you think mentioning the Kaiser Chiefs or St M is going to get a reaction on here, think again.

3/10, must try harder.

Go on give it another, go or youll be seeing teacher after class.

[GazzaBTFC]

hey, hey, hey...leave Bomb alone, he'll go drying to his family

[The Town Crier]

When he's finished your laundry Gazz, I'v got some shirts that need "ironing"

[GazzaBTFC]

Ahhhh, the joys of miss typing

[extaffyjim]

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GazzaBTFC said:
Ahhhh, the joys of miss typing

Whos she?? Id like to meet her sometime. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Ryan.c]

She's helping Bombhead with his grasp of the English Language

[bomberbass]

lol look at you lot trying to slate me, just say it to me on 25th please, thanks boys. who have you got in the next round, or is that a bad subject!!!!

[Dan Sampford]

You must have a brain of a goldfish. I feel pity for you. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />