Kerry Shiel

[Guest]

Now listen here young Lady, just because your Ma n Pa are away don't think you can behave like some Britwell Chavvy trollop!!! Sue and Aidan naked indeed!...

As for the FHM "thing" whilst I appreciate people voting for you, I trust that none of them actually looked at the photo or else they'll have me to deal with!!

 

As for Spurs.....funny how you've not rang me since the MIGHTY Grimsby knocked you out of the Micky Mouse Cup on Tuesday.....

 

So that's two out of three trophies you're out of this season...good job the FA Cup don't start till January or else you might as well pack up and call it a day for another season already!! Bigger club my bottom!

 

UP THE BLUES!

 

Love n kisses Uncle Nige' xx

[Guest]

but i AM britwell chavvy trollop!x

 

Now listen here 'uncle' (im considering dropping that from your title, in-fact im considering dropping the nigel bit too and just calling you sod!)

i am well aware that we perhaps 'slipped' against the mighty Grimsby (who i hear are on the up actually and are a very respectable team! -cough-) but the reason i did not text you is simply because your amiable good-natured niece neither complains NOR gloats like her cantankerous uncle!(sorry my mistake, i mean sod).

 

Now, run along and get your money soaked club to buy a stadium somewhere in their own namesake...THEN we can talk!

 

xxx

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