Is steph for real

[BladeRunner]

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Gazza said:
Most Impressive Mr Blade & all your own work!
Unlike other Billy Bragg type efforts by others!!!

A past time of mine I have to admit ,Coz Unlike steph I'm full of whit. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue2.gif" alt="" />
Steph will say I'm a Tory git, But we all know he's full of sh!t. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Bad_Egg]

Bad Egg Vs. The Purveyors of Truth & Wisdom (2005)

 

From Great Yarmouth to Aberdare,

The UK’s sap is sinking,

The cheesy grin of Tony Blair,

Turns folk towards binge-drinking,

Dropout junkies roam the streets,

While the Egg grafts hard at night

Hoodies beat your gran for cash,

Loony left says that’s all right,

It’s not their fault Steph’s mates say

So many on the social,

Why don’t I go and earn their pay,

While they nip down the local,

But I am made of sterner stuff,

This Egg is hard to crack,

Us normal people have had enough,

We’re claiming England back,

So [****!!****] off ken and Galloway,

To your beloved Muslim nations,

We’re taking charge of things today,

Or your mates will bomb our stations,

Coz Kenneth Clarke will be in charge,

Within the next five years,

And all you left wing spongers,

Will be whining in your beers,

There’ll be no more Johnny Two Jags,

And no more David Blunkett,

No more increased taxes,

Now the Tories will not spunk it,

So Townies listen up alright,

Don’t claim it’s not my business,

Coz while you watch your team tonight,

I’m in your bed with your missus.

[Mr Happy]

How ever much you shake your peg

The last wee drop still runs down your leg.

 

...and that's Blair's fault too!!!!!!

[Gazza]

Egg mate I doft my cap to you, a quality piece!

Blade & yourself should start publishing!

[BladeRunner]

James callaghan said that maggie was mad

but she just made him look real sad.

Michael Foot he came about ,But was to old to scream and shout,

Taffy neil then came to view but maggie had the measure of him too.

Taffy said I'd ban those yanks and chuck em out with their jeeps and tanks.

But Taffy neil didn't get his way coz maggie said that they could stay.

Gerald Kaufman what a dope ,No wonder the voters hadn't a hope.

Dennis healey had big hips thats coz he ate too many chips.

Wedgewood Benn gave up his title's so he could preech his leftie recitle's.

Maggie said you vulgar man you really just dont have a plan.

Them bully Argies shot to fame , but maggie showed them there was just pain.

Galtieri" what a cheek he took those islands in less than a week,

But maggie sent our boys to meet him and when they did he got a beating.

Cowboy ron said what a girl ,but my she gets my head in an awful twirl.

About this time gadhaffi did start, but maggie and ron said what a tart.

Brezsnev said she's quite composed,I hope its soon that she's deposed.

Now the ayatollah he was bad, And maggie made him very mad, The ayatollah was reprimanded ,release those hostages maggie demanded.

The Queen and phillip invited them to dinner,and Ron said chee phil your gaffs are winners.

But maggie she just knocked phil down .

Them Gaffs make ethnic's scowl and frown.

 

But that was all yesteryear and now we have a great new fear.

 

Bullies and yobs now blight our towns.

Army type bootcamps would bring them down.

Capital punishment should fit the crime,

Why should Taxpayers keep this slime.

Maggie would say dont let them loose, I'll put their thick heads through a noose.

Foreigners came and planted bombs,

And lefties say that "THEY" were wronged.

Jesus wept we British cry ,

How many more innocents will have to die.

Yashmaks and burka's walk down our streets and all you see are hands and feet.

Their men they keep them at close quarters,

IS THIS THE FUTURE OF OUR DAUGHTERS.

 

Now at these rhymes I hear you witter,

It aint my fault you lefties are bitter.

 

The Blade (part 3) 2005

[Son of Sam]

Very good bladey I like it. But ufo kev's a leftie and he dont like it. Watch out he's been threatening to log in.

[Gazza]

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Son of Sam said:
...... But ufo kev's a leftie ....

Huh?????

[Bad_Egg]

 

u dont remember ufo kev top bloke always goin on about the illuminati dont know wot happened to im <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Steph]

Gazza is new in Town remember.

 

He didn't really visit the terraces much.

[Bad_Egg]

 

i thought he might have become a towner he lives out islington way wares too far to get to by public transport proves maggie woz right anyone who cant drive by the age of 30 is a loser, except for kev of course. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Steph]

He was a Towner briefly but said we were "too cliquey". I dont think he goes to football at all now. I have not seen him for at least 3 years.

 

As for, "proves maggie woz right anyone who cant drive by the age of 30 is a loser"

 

There goes that blinkered view of life. What about the disabled? Surely we have a duty to care for them.

 

What about the planet. If everybody over 30 drove a car we would suffocate in exhaust fumes.

[Gazza]

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Steph said:
Gazza is new in Town remember.

He didn't really visit the terraces much.

Season 68/69 was my first season with my Dad use to have to stand on what was then a grass bank in front of the turnstiles.

Was never allowed to venture anywhere else, my Dad had warned me about the likes of Steph even back then!

[Arkwright]

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Gazza said:

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Steph said:
Gazza is new in Town remember.

He didn't really visit the terraces much.

Season 68/69 was my first season with my Dad use to have to stand on what was then a grass bank in front of the turnstiles.

Was never allowed to venture anywhere else, my Dad had warned me about the likes of Steph even back then!

So it was you on the grassy knoll then.

[Steph]

Told you he was a new boy!

[Gazza]

Compared to you old timer im well new!!

 

But then im judgeing that on looks alone!

[Mr Happy]

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Gazza said:
Compared to you old timer im well new!!

But then im judgeing that on looks alone!

sO WHAT'S WITH THE GREY AIR THEN!!??

Oops, caps lock key on!

[DerekR]

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Gazza said:
Blade I use to live in Enfield....oh yeah I still do.... I use to drink Fosters & never could understand people drinking Bitter when there was Lager.

Gazza, sorry for the delay in replying to your comment ....

I cannot understand why people want to suck on a frozen glob of fermented kangaroo's urine when there is wholesome real ale available!!!

[Man From Mars]

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Steph said:
He was a Towner briefly but said we were "too cliquey". I dont think he goes to football at all now. I have not seen him for at least 3 years.

As for, "proves maggie woz right anyone who cant drive by the age of 30 is a loser"

There goes that blinkered view of life. What about the disabled? Surely we have a duty to care for them.

What about the planet. If everybody over 30 drove a car we would suffocate in exhaust fumes.

Oh yes you townies are much to cliquey for me,Anyway steph how you doing at the society of friends does Tom still go ? I like Tom as he was one of the few that never took the piss out of me.Its a bit of a long walk to wares ground from the train station,I cant understand why they dont put a public toilet somewhere in between as i still have my gentlemans problems, and i need a new a hip after an eerie experience i had. I do get a lift sometimes of some nice man from cuffley but he opens all the car windows in case i drop one . But they are a funny lot at ware as when they see me coming they pull a face and walk away but at least they dont take the piss out of me like the cliquey townies do. Have you been on any marches of late ? the poll tax one was my favorite we stood up agaist that evil witch maggie there didnt we . Couldnt do the anti iraq war marches due to my gout and in grown toenails any way steph come to ware and we'll have a beer or two Errm better make that one beer because of my gentlemans problems.so we'll buy a half each.

[Gazza]

You see, every club has one!!!!!!!!!

[Steph]

UFO Kev would not say, "Piss" at least in print. As for alcohol. I went with him to a pub once and I bought the beer and he had OJ. You'll have to do better than that MFM