Couldn't resist this!

[Fleet_Fella]

An e-mail I received this morning, that may be of interest!

 

A letter sent to Dear Deirdre Advice Column in 'The Sun'.

 

Dear Deirdre,

 

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London

and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from

canvey.

 

My father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing

and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children.I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time  "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

 

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into

the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilising her

knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at

least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem

is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the

family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

 

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being from canvey?

 

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[alfie roberts]

nice 1