Woody STFC

[Dominic]

Over the past few months speculation has been rife regarding the true allegiance of our good friend Woody.

 

To the untrained eye it would appear that he was a Windsor and Eton fan, however I can reveal that this has all been a disguise.

 

At WEFC and on this forum, Woody has gained the reputation of a mischief maker, this news will hopefully put an end to that.

 

The rumours started when Woody was found spending the majority of his time lurking on the STFC forum, neglecting his own. Whispers escalated when he was spotted at 'away' Slough games, however reports that he was seen wearing amber and blue could not be proven.

 

Now, after months of speculation I can reveal that Woody WEFC is a fake, an illusion in his own deluded mind, from now on he will be known as..... Woody STFC!

[A Rebel and a Saint]

haha busted!!!

[Tredder]

That bloke called me [****!!****]y, that's a hearty Chortle.

[Woody SUFC]

that's ooooooold

 

The guy next to me is the reporter for the Oberserver isn't he?

[Tredder]

Is it not the brother of Phil Jupitus

[Chris]

He also seems to be a little confused with his sports - seems to be making Ashes Umpire Billy Bowden's trademark 'out' signal after chopper scores that goal ;-)

[Reading Rebel]

Quote:

Tredder said:
Is it not the brother of Phil Jupitus

or Harry Potter.