GREATEST KID I'VE EVER SEEN PLAYING SOCCER!!!!!!

[Jerry No.14]

I stumbled upon some footage of a kid playing soccer in brazil!!

He is the most talented human i've ever seen with a football.

You'll faint when you see the stuff he does on a full size pitch, in a competitive match...

 

JEAN CARLOS CHERA remember the name!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[smallsy]

http://www.uglyjackass.com/media/videos/?id=soccer_kid

 

this would havce been better!

[Mr Happy]

...and he's already taller than Smallsy!

[Jerry No.14]

Thanks for your techical expertise small dog!!!!!!

[onebreast]

he is [****!!****] amazing , ten years old , cant beleive some of the tricks he has .

 

Id hate playing in the same team as him after a while , "pass pass pass , oh go b*llox you little greedy [****!!****]"

[smallsy]

reminds me of you trenks..except he is slim.....got good skills.....scores goals that arent just put on a plate for him.....and raved about. apart from that its you mate.

[onebreast]

ouch , thats a stinger

[smallsy]

dont worry, i'll be third choice soon

[coach et 64]

hopefully he won't have some coaches or agents ruining him.he is definitely a talent but wait that he gets to 16.i have seen kids like that before only to be messed about by silly idiots.Dan,do they polish your boots at burnham like in the video clip? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[onebreast]

Ive heard Manor have been tapping him up !!!!!!!

 

As for polishing my boots , i have a 14 year old boot boy who i spank with my studded boots if he leaves a spot of mud on them , he has been warned and has the marks to prove it

[coach et 64]

hopefully they remembered to put in a 7 days notice(only joking "guys").is BN1 polishing your boots? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[onebreast]

no , he is polishing his own at the moment . He boughe his from JD kids . They are size 3 panther boots

[smallsy]

coach, trenks cant get down low enough to clean his own so i have to. only take me a minute to clean my size 3's as trenks said

[onebreast]

thats very true .

The greatest comment was made by Arron Golding last sunday when he said to the fat linesman about an offside decision

 

" lino you cant even see your own feet so how the f*ck can you see that "

[coach et 64]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />is the Aron that was working for the kit supplier? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />where is my xxxxxxxl manager track suit?

[onebreast]

Yes . Youd better speak to them !!!!

[Boro Admin]

He wouldn't last five mins in the Essex Senior League. Some big fat centre half would kick him up in the air.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

That clip was taken in 1995 so the kid is now 20 and had the name Ronaldo!! (He's protugese too!).

 

Can you guess what it is yet?

[Bridge]

Strange Westy, wasn't some of the footage from 2001!!!

 

The kids been taking those magic pills....

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Took your time!