You're Trippin?

[GHA EFM]

I used to love tripping, man. There's always one guy when you're tripping who wants you to do something to enhance the trip. You know what I'm talking about.

 

"You're tripping? Oh duuude, you gotta play miniature golf."

 

[bill hangs onto the table]

 

Ha ha Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking, man.

 

I'm just sitting over here watching the pyramids be built by UFOs right now, but get me to that [****!!****] golf course.

 

I'm watching Jesus flying around on a unicorn, but I bet that little miniature golf would be just the thing to make this trip peak.

 

So you guys can use your legs huh?

 

No, it's just that I'm turning into a fish right now and er how 'bout I meet you there later? Thanks, I'm pretty [****!!****] high right now. Thank you. You know. You just gotta be careful, I don't know what you gotta be, [****!!****] it.

 

We got pulled over tripping on acid one night, pulled over by the cops. Don't recommend it.

 

Cops don't appreciate fish driving around.

 

They frown on that.

 

Long night, man. Cops were tapping on this window. We're staring at him in this mirror.

 

"How tall are you?"

 

"A liddle cop, look at him!"

 

"How does he drive that big [****!!****] car?"

 

"Urr, there could be thousands of them, [****!!****]!"

 

"What are we gonna do?"

 

"Let's put him in the jar."

 

Made perfect sense at that moment.

 

Put him in a jar, poke some holes in the lid, leave him by the road.

 

"You'll never get us copper. Haha."

 

"We'll send some little firemen to let you out."

 

"Hey I bet they know where the miniature golf course is!"

 

"Boo! Haha.. [****!!****] it, they scared us."

 

"Son d'you wanna stand up please?"

 

"I just found the driver."

 

"We don't need a driver, we're playing miniature golf."

 

True story. Now, later, when I was released [laughter] I mean spiritually... Oh God.

 

"I need to see some ID."

 

"I'm me, he's him, you're you."

 

"Put your hands against the car please."

 

"Which one. The UFO, the unicorn or your cruiser?"

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I read the first line and anyone that says "hey duuuude" isn't someone worth reading further about.

 

They will be annoying!

[GHA EFM]

That's the so-called comedic license, spoken about earlier