unfunny is the new funny.

[and1inthetree]

God calls Noah on his mobile..."Noah, I need you to build another Ark"

 

Sure Boss, replies Noah.

 

"God continues, "Only this time, I want the Ark to be 20 decks high"

 

Noah "Do you want it for the same reason as last time...2 animals each"

 

God, "No, I wanna fill it with fish..full to the brim with fish"

 

Noah, "Fish!!!"

 

God, "Yeah, but not just any old fish...just carp"

 

Noah "Carp?"

 

God "Yeah, I want to build a multi story carp ark"

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Groan!

 

Actually that's a lie, I did laugh... at you!

[smallsy]

chuckled

[onebreast]

abysmal

[and1inthetree]

how do you kill a circus, mmim?

[and1inthetree]

(you're gonna love this one)

[onebreast]

i dont know tree , how do you kill a circus ?

[and1inthetree]

go for the juggler.

 

HAHAHA you love it.

[onebreast]

better !! i had a little chuckle up there fella , keep the good ones coming !

[EMH O30crew]

Said to a guy on the ferry last week, "Is there a B&Q in Dublin?" "No" he said "But there are two D's in Dundalk!

[Bridge]

Oi Treeboy, Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

[zody]

What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?

A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

[Kel]

Q) What's the difference between a Chavette and a washing machine?

 

A) You can dump your load in a washing machine and it doesn't follow you around for a month!

 

Chavette says to Chav, "kiss me where it's wet and smelly", so he drove her to Grays!

[EMH O30crew]

rofl

[zody]

Adam

 

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", said God.

 

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first". Smiling, God explained, 'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

 

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time".