Lazarou - An Ode

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

There is a good fellow called Laz

Sometimes he needs a rest from the Raz

So he ensures some white powder is around

being snorted through a rolled up fifty pound

Although you can bet your bottom dollar it's not Daz (as in the washing powder)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We have a local reporter called Dave the vandel

Moaning old git is his handel

But he was surely due a ban

When he threw the cider can

He was let off as it hit Martin Randall. (It didn't really)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The one we call Pete love to teach

Recruiting his pupils is out of reach

he says thet're too young to join the firm

they need to stay behind and learn

And get at least 4 GCSE's each.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Alan Winn is a likeable fellow

We love the fact he's so mellow

He drives us to the away games

Even if they were in spain

This is a crap limarick but he's a top fellow.

 

Just wanted to write one about Alan, heres another!

 

Do we see Alan with his face all a beam

When City play on a Tuesday it's a dream

he says I would love to come to your party

And talk shop and be all arty farty

But I don't like drinking with the team

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Its nice to have dave ash in the room

Even though he's a bit of a loon

He's on the recieving end of a truncton

Due to that recent injunction

Because he's always stalking Clint Boon.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

 

Webbo would be happy with a girl call Deb

He's even tryed finding a wife in Croatia's capital Zagreb

He's even looked in France mon ami

But now hes got his HTML degree

Now he's found his wife on the world wide web.

 

 

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

After downing a bottle of Moet,

Thornsy truly believes he's a poet,

But his odes do not rhyme,

And they're all out of time,

Unfortunately, he just doesn't know it.

[CANV EFM]

thornsys one who thinks hes creative

as he pens his latest superlative

call me an old cider can

but his rhymes do not scan

and his humour is really quite dated