Lazarou - An Ode

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Feeling somewhat poetic this morning, I've written a poem in honour of Mr Lazarou. I hope you like it!!

 

 

Lazarou - An Ode

 

There was a young man called Laz,

Who was always out on the raz,

He acts like a geezer,

Drinking a Breezer,

With Getalonggang and Chas (Farnsbarnes)

 

 

Other readers, why don't you all have a go at writing odes (keep them nice now!)

[Rob_the_Saint]

Just to be picky, isn't that a Limerick?

 

Oh well, here goes...

 

There was a young fellow called Mad,

Who comes down the Park with his Dad,

His writing on here,

Is annoying, that's clear,

But there's f* all else in Lincolnshire.

 

(Apologies to all you Poets out there).

[Laz]

Quality!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You are right again, Rob. Mine is a limerick.

 

Yours, of course, is not a limerick, as line 5 has to rhyme with lines 1 and 2, and not lines 3 & 4. Very good effort, though!

[Laz]

There was a young man named Costello,

you wouldn't describe him as mellow,

When he goes to the shots,

He gives it large lots,

And his shirt has stripes, blue and yellow.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

There was a young man called Thorns,

Whose interests were narcotics and porn,

But when it comes down to drinks,

Without trace, he sinks,

Just one pint will last him til dawn.

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

There was a young hoolie called Zeal,

Who said "getting wed's no big deal",

"I'll still sing my songs",

"About Aylesbury mongs",

"Though cloudy cider does make me reel".

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Nice one!!

 

 

There was a young man called Rob,

Who said "deputy webbo ain't an easy job,"

"I feel pretty bad,"

"Having to always ban MAD,"

"But he really should learn to shut his gob."

[CANV EFM]

there was a young fella called zeal

for whom drinking held such great appeal

but by order of the missus

he stays home,does the dishes

and hopes for an occasional feel

 

[CANV EFM]

thornsy's a likeable chap

weight problem,balding and all that

just look at that foto

the lengths that he'll goto

to make a white suit from a sack

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Young CANV lives in a town,

That is host to a crap football ground,

And now I fear,

He'll jump off the pier,

When his team, this season, go down.

 

 

Sorry CANV, best I could do!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

For those who know Peter Knock,

This will come as a bit of a shock,

He's given up pies,

Cakes, burgers and fries,

Cos the turnstile was starting to rock!

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

A firm, called England's First Martyr,

Have amongst their ranks a non-starter,

Cos The Firm, The Voice,

Is a fan, by choice,

Of crap South London duo, Carter

[CANV EFM]

this morning i felt very sane

but ive been to the pub once again

after 6 pints of beer

your all f..king queer

and u get it next time at the lane

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It's CANV, I'm sure, who's the queer,

Cos it seems he can't handle his beer,

When EFM are down his way,

Drinking contests we'll play,

And we'll win every time, have no fear. <img src="/forums/images/icons/wink.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

drinking contest u say, u know nowt

drinking beer is what im all about

a contest we'll play?

your missus will say

oi zealy u aint going out

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

What you say, my dear friend, just ain't true,

My missus could drink more than you,

We'll just have to see,

The next trip to Canvey,

If you can outdrink the EFM crew.

[Rob_the_Saint]

We have a young webbo called Mark,

Who sometimes goes down the Park,

He doesn't stray far,

Rarely leaving the Bar,

And never until well after dark.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Heres an abstract one!

 

There was a old cockney called Zeal

His favourite dish contained eel

With a cloudy cider induced bender

He loves UK Gold's Eastenders

Cause his favourite character is Pete Beale.

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

For the music lovers:

 

there was a disco dancer called zeal

His feels killer by Adamski's not real

When asked about this

He says you taking the piss

Killers best version was done by Seal