Joke of the day

[Webbo MFI]

and oldie but a goodie

 

"Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire"

 

He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid. "Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber?

 

Was it - A, Ronnie Barker...

 

B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...

 

C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it

 

D, Ronnie Biggs???"

 

Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris" Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

 

Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"

 

"You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.

 

"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"

 

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

 

Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks Chris"

 

"You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you mental?"

 

Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin grass!"

[Rob_the_Saint]

Joke of the day... the England football team.

[Tommy Collins]

And tomorrow, the Cricket game. Whoever wins the toss wins the match say the pundits...which makes the whole game a joke already.

[barca_ultra EFM]

Not bad Webbo

[G Angel]

Quote:

Whoever wins the toss wins the match say the pundits...which makes the whole game a joke already.

Which pundits are saying that? They should all recall E v SA at the Oval, 5th Test 2003. E 1-2 down and need to win to square series. Familiar stuff, then. SA win toss and are 340-3 at end of day one and game is up? SA 480 all out and then Marcus and Freddie take us to 600-9 dec. SA 220 all out in second innings and we win by 9 wkts. I think this may actually be the Aussies best chance of winning. They have to bowl us out twice and weather may intervene....

[Electric ~soul~]

It's fair to assume that Mr Collins doesn't really understand what he's saying when it comes to sport...

 

1) whoever wins the toss in cricket wins the match.

2) the spurs players were to blame for England losing 0-4 in Denmark (err.. there were none on the pitch, Tommy!!)

3) Robinson was to blame for the goal last night.

 

I'm guessing that these are attempted wind-ups as opposed to his true opinions, though he'll probably get a better response on the Carter board, and NigelD, Covenant and the other inbreds tend to bite quicker.