Cheers

[smallsy]

unless your mate is building her profile amongst other urchinettes by saying a high profile, celebrity footballer apporached her for her number?? this seems the more likely scenario to me!!! women!!

 

it was at the barbeque. poor effort if you was not there. we were assured all the urchinettes would be out in force!

[urchinette3]

Oi cheeky...I wasn't there as I was on a work night out...thats no poor excuse now is it!!! There was wine to be drunk so I had to go!!!

 

Yeah it was something like that story...she said to me 'sum Frank Lampard look a like asked for me number...he plays even better than David Beckham'!!! Good with his tackle, gets it in everytime and loves to shoot!!!

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Dan def loves to shoot. He has 2 kids to prove it, ha ha!

To back him up though it was him taken to her and asked for his number!

Blonde who worked Saturday was a right little beauty.

Nothing on Chris Ford at Southend Manor though id like to add.

[Urchino_Hammer]

She say much else to u then mate?

[urchinette3]

Whos Chris Ford? There was three blondes there Saturday??? Spoilt for choice I might add!!!

[smallsy]

frank lampard lookalike?? not sure about that for one second!!!! hes more of a neil ruddock.

 

is that particular urchinette not looking for love then?? haha.

[urchinette3]

Shes always looking for love...ha ha

[smallsy]

haha. well said.

 

lee michael perry has said a few urchinettes are looking for his loving? any truth in this?

[Urchino_Hammer]

What else did this Urchinette say then??

[Mackie. D]

Calm down young lady or i'll have to have words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maxinio]

They've been bitten by the Urchinette Curse Elton, happened to a certain team some 2/3 years ago and what a larf that ended up!

Good luck MIMIBIM and IMIBIMIMB etc...

See you 17th DT can't wait

PS No banana skins that day eh?

[Uncle Urchin]

mind yur business you dirty little tart......you wasn't there... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

anyway...I sold you into slavery on saturday...pack yur bags and get yur fit butt over to 'the manor'.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

I'll split the cash wiv ya 50-50... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

okay...60-40 in your favour.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[mmmmmmm meat is back]

Do I detect a certain urchinettes boyfriend being a bit stalkingish here or are my journelistic tendencies letting me down. 'Urchino Hammer' is defo stalking someone, perhaps he needs a good thrashing off me in the Sauna. Us Finnish girls can be REAL sluts. And we love to thrash insecure stalkers.

[The Beast]

Well it seems like that you need to meet me Miss Thrasher. I do like a good flogging before I devour my female victims. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

This really is turning into a porn fetish site!!!

[Uncle Urchin]

I agree mate...where's the Mods when you need 'em.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

fckn disgraceful if you ask me.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Nette]

Any more of that from you Unc and you will be locked in the celler <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

sozzy.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

Quote:

URCHINETT said:
Any more of that from you Unc and you will be locked in the celler <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

surely thats what unc wants though? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

not with her lovvie....but you're a different matter.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />