Ollie's gone to 'Ricay!

[frenchy]

My advice to you Ricay is, when you're in a hole, stop digging.

 

You have succeeded in letting everyone on this board know you are a total prat, so why not just leave it at that?

 

Vive la France

Vive la Canvey

[c'mon ricay]

i dont have enough of da tax payers money i need more ur axes should b increased so iu can more booze

[cangull]

Cum on ricay - I was told that whilst P**sing away the Tax payers money you hold it with four fingers but P**s over three!!

[Wilf]

Now we're getting bitchy, Vic!

[pabird]

CANV if we dally in your world of comic or film anglo germanic relations perhaps we could coax Basiricay fans to stand in twos on a bridge somewhere in the moonlight

Then we could encourage them to show photos of their family to each other and leave the rest to the Royal Marines etc

[CANV EFM]

lights filterless extra strong smoke..takes long drag relaxes leans back on parapet 'so hans , vhat vill you do after ze match?'.. thud whack..splash.........hans? hans! phhhhft slump.....

 

phhhft is the closest i could get to a silenced pistol

[Merv]

Meanwhile, Frenchy (from the Resistance) ably supported by the beautiful pabird in fishnet tights, striped sweater and beret at a jaunty angle, is lurking in the nearby woods. Matt and Merv, on the run from the filthy Bosch and looking for asylum in St Albans, stay close by, too scared even to breathe.

 

Will the dastardly Obergroupenfurher Cum Von Ricay spot them as they sneak through the woods? Will he raise the alarm? Will pabird seduce him whilst Frenchy spirits away the dynamic duo? Will Canvey beat Aveley on Sauturday?

 

Gripping stuff.

 

 

[pabird]

how wonderful to share such a classical up-bringing

 

Only one problem who would be prepared to spend the night in Basilricay

[Merv]

Drat!

 

I was enjoying the story, up to that point. I'd rather spend a couple of nights... in ze cooler.

[pabird]

meanwhile the general with a small g of the basilricay stormtroopers ron!nel who without knowing has Matt & Merv trapped in the woods is suddenly confounded by identifying a possible plot which could be used for grandstanding with his troops

true it is the eastern front basilricay latrine site but? who will notice the difference

Matt & Merv now wearing their underpants on the outside make their get-a-way

[Merv]

 

I can see it now. The World Premier in the bar at Park Lane.

 

Fame at last.

[cangull]

Sorry Wilf I had a bad day!!

 

Is that really you riding that bike 'Merv McQueen', no less!

[Matt H]

That's just a load of fubahr!!!

 

 

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