Ollie's gone to 'Ricay!

[Matt H]

Saw him signing for them last night in the beerless bar!

 

What does anyone else think about him going? I bet he won't be the only one leaving!

 

 

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[CANV EFM]

he was first team at the rec.. he wont want to warm a bench down here.. good player for riccay but their defence is hardly struggling at the moment, lets hope he knows his way to basildon ;-)

[c'mon ricay]

does he play in da centre or as a full back

[TACKLE1000]

Can you not spell THE? TWAT.

[Matt H]

Centre

[c'mon ricay]

ah well could have done with a right back more but hey cant b fusy just move our former england youth international russell penn on 2 da right side of da defence oh how da strongest defence in the divison just gets stronger n stronger n so does da championship challange

 

n tackle 1000 get up 2 date

[TACKLE1000]

Fussy is spelt with two S's,the is still spelt the, division is still spelt division and i'm so up to date that the strongest defence in the division leaked two goals yesterday. Come back when you are out of primary school. TWAT!!!

[c'mon ricay]

i am out of primary school n have a gsce c in english some how

[Merv]

i fink iss a gud ida dat we al say boluks to conveshonal english an maek up r own spelins an der dont seem no poynt in punkshwashun eneeway whyboverputingapsbetweendewordseverisjusawastaspase

 

Thankfully, there are still some people around who do appreciate that a standardised form of spelling and punctuation is important. I often wonder if the justification given for the bad use of English seen so often nowadays is really just a cover for a poor education.

[Wilf]

You should know, Merv. I blame Peter Palmer - always walking round school with baseball cap back-to-front and those baggy carpenters jeans hanging down off his a**e!

 

Nuff sed, innit??

[c'mon ricay]

had a good eductaion at a good school so i dont care

[c'mon ricay]

modenize u sad ppl i know ur on some shitty island but try n keep in touch with da rest of da country

 

[frenchy]

Pourquoi arrêtez au mauvais anglais? Pourquoi pas essayez d'écrire en une autre langue complètement? Même peu de personnes pourront comprendre.

 

Vive la France

Vive la Canvey

[Matt H]

Sorry Frenchy I did Deutsch at Schule!

 

I probably didn't even spell that right either!!!

 

 

Matt CIFC <img src="/forums/images/icons/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

[color:"red"]Almost right. Traurig, Frenchy. Erlernte ich Deutsches an der Schule [/color]

[CANV EFM]

everyone over the age of 30 learn't german from comics..

hande hoche

schnell

donner und blitzen

acthung

schwienhund

englander pig

i am the law...oops wrong comic

[Matt H]

I stand corrected Frenchy and I can't be arsed to get my dictionary out to type a reply. (I did get an 'E' after all!)

 

Wow!! Crouts actually have a word for 'sorry'! I didn't think they had it in them...well not at least the ones I've met!!!

 

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[cangull]

Cum on ricay - mmmmmnn, personnally I wouldn't waste mine on Ricay(time I mean)!!

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

Well He,s probably younger than you Vic and that means he,s got more of it on his hands(time of course)

[c'mon ricay]

ur right i do have plenty of time 2 waste i am student aka professional drunk

[Wilf]

And is that something to be proud of?

If you intend to carry on p*ssing away the taxpayers money, at least become an alcoholic so that you have to go to meetings and get SOME education.