Playboy TV

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well had a meeting at our brand new studios in Bletchley on Wednesday and we've signed a deal with Playboy TV to do a 5 night a week live show on the channel from 8-10pm and guess who they want to help produce it, that's right me!

They want it to be a bit like Tiswas/The Word/TFI etc and with Playboy being highly professional, unlike us, they will supply all the skantly clad women you can shake a stick at.

The only downside at present is they don't want male presenters so my on screen apperences may be limited to cameo's but we're trying to presude them different.

[Tommy Collins]

Any fire-eating unicycling balloon-modellers wanted?

 

Also suggestions for the show - how about live auctions of second-hand sex-toys?

 

Fumble in the Jumble - which one of these three porn tapes was bought from a jumble sale?

 

How desperate am I? - Sniffer's atempts to make it on screen.

 

Laugh of the day - A panel of bare-chested ladies discuss Spurs chances of winning the FA Cup.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Ha Ha!!

 

Although I've been racking my brains for some ideas and am hitting a bit of a creative brick wall, going to watch Tiswas tomorrow and have brought a A4 pad for some brainstorming.