We're gunna thrash you!!!!!!!!

[EFCULTRA]

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[Zagreus]

Kinky!! I like a bit of S&M! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[AFF]

They certainly humbled us at their place with their champagne football when we last went down there, Zag.

 

Happy twelfth birthday, Dan.

[Laz]

Was it the avatar that gave his age away, AFF?

[AFF]

No, Laz. I based my estimate of the youngsters age on the intellectual quality of the message itself in the attempt to commence banter, if not dialogue between the fans of The Mighty Saints and his lot from Hampshire.

 

The simple heading "We're gunna thrash you" followed by eight exclaimation marks; the absence of any text; the simplicity of the entire presentation. Succinct, entirely to the point and totally devoid of any level of interest.

 

It all points to the mental age of a sub-teenage youth, almost certainly a male. Probably acne-ridden. Likely to be confused at his sexuality.

 

Jerk.

[Boot CleanerEFM]

Good point aff an unnecessary comment

[YELLOW]

It's probably Calum's mate.

[Laz]

I suspect, from his excessive use of exclamation marks, that he could well be at programme editor or football club chairman.

[YELLOW]

Strikes me as an Uncle Urchin type.

[EFCULTRA]

Quote:

AFF said:


It all points to the mental age of a sub-teenage youth, almost certainly a male. Probably acne-ridden. Likely to be confused at his sexuality.

Jerk.

15 years old, 16 in December! No acne, never had it either! Been with my girlfriend for six months! Sorry to disappoint you!

Jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and whats wrong with exclaimation marks)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />

[Laz]

Confirmed

[AFF]

Absolutely, Laz.

 

A little more data for analysis, Dan. Very helpful.

 

A clear inferiority complex. Delusional. Either from a single parent family, or if not, adopted at birth and one or both of the 'parents' hate him. Although only 11 years old, a course in anger management for juniors would be of benefit.

 

Definitely gay.

 

Jerk.

[Laz]

I'm sensing a lot of anger in his last statement. He probably is a big Southampton fan but has latched on to his local non-league club now that their Premiership days are over.

[AFF]

Hmmnn. Good point, Laz. We've seen youngsters before proclaimimg life-long support for a pub-side.

 

As far as his sexuality is concerned, I should make it clear that there's nothing 'wrong' with being gay. I'm liberal minded and so long as these people don't put their hand on my leg, I have no problem with them. It's the repression that can cause difficulties. He should just admit his preferences and come out with it. This is the 21st century, after all.

 

The acne is one thing which will pass but the anger will, without question, cause major problems for him unless its treated. This kid needs help. And just eleven years old, too. Phew.

[EFC_Callum]

Quote:

Laz EFM said:
I'm sensing a lot of anger in his last statement. He probably is a big Southampton fan but has latched on to his local non-league club now that their Premiership days are over.

Seeing as he is a liverpool lad, he's not got much chance of getting up there ever other weekend so he watches Eastleigh FC.

[AFF]

It contributes to the anger, Callum, old chap. He wants to steal some hub caps but has to watch your lot. It's all part of the pattern. Repression and frustration.

[Laz]

When you say "Liverpool Lad", Callum, what you probably mean is that he supports them because they won something last year. With Southampton relgated, I can't say I blame him.

 

As for his sexuality, you're right, AFF, this is the 21st century, and being gay is no longer catching.

[EFC_Callum]

No he has nothing to do with Saints apart from the fact his postcode is Southampton as Eastleigh is in Southampton but other than that i'm sure he has supported Liverpool all his life!

[Laz]

So he's not from Liverpool then?

[EFC_Callum]

no.