My GCSE results just in:

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

I got a B in the corners game,

A in balls out of the ground.

A+ in stupid forum posting.

F in attending F.A. Cup games <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

D in teapotting (I will take it again).

E in Bar attendance.

B in fishing.

A+ in hook grabbing.

A++ in giving bridgey smokes.

 

Should be enough to get me into the university of Bridge Avenue where I am planning to take a BSc in teapotting studies. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

[theofficeboy]

As your teapot tutor I can safely say that you need more practice if you wish to read Teapotting at The University of Bridge Avenue. Only a Desmond or better will do for your graduation or an appearance on University Tonsurally Challenged Christmas Special.

 

At present you're staring at a hairy nostril future my lad.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Yes, Obi-Wan.

 

Looking forward to my next lesson.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[daggers_4eva]

2 words.................... OH DEAR!!!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Oh dear what?

 

Do you have any idea?