We need some new songs.

[Guest]

I have just read the excellent site set up by "canveyboy18".

 

This has made me certain we need some new songs, I think we need to post some here.

 

Here is my first suggestion more will follow.

 

(to the tune of "my bonny lies over the ocean"

 

If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the [****!!****] of a Gull.

 

I'd fly over dagenham tomorrow and [****!!****] on the wan^&ers below.

 

Oh bring Back! Oh Bring Back! Bring Back my Canvey to to me. CANVEY TO ME BRING BACK TO ME TO ME.

[The Great Eckscape]

I like that, hopefully it'll make it's debut against on Bank Holiday Monday!!

 

There have been some new songs floating around, but it will take time for them to get of the ground. The "Everywhere we Go" song has taken off really well, and the new "Howzat 10 Yards" debuted on Saturday after Tackle1000's immortal words at Stevenage before Boylan hit that free kick!

 

One of the new ones is (to that annoying tune they play on trumpets)

 

"He plays up front, for the Canvey,

Everyone says he's the new Henry,

Other fans ask who can it be,

We tell them who else? Kezie Ibe,

Kezie Ibe, Kezie Ibe, Kezie Ibe, Kezie Ibe!!"

[YELLOW]

Love the Ibe tune!!

[Guest]

An old Wimbledon one.

 

Give him the ball and a yard of grass,

And he'll leave the keeper lying on his [****!!****],

Lee Boy--Lan, Oh, Oh, Lee Boy--lan.

[Guest]

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes"

 

We'll be running 'round Park Lane with our willies hanging out,

We'll be running 'round Park Lane with our willies hanging out,

We'll be running 'round Park Lane,

Running 'round Park Lane,

Running 'round Park Lane with our willies hanging out.

Singing I've got a bigger one than you, (no you aint!)

Singing I've got a bigger one than you, (no you aint!)

Singing I've got a bigger one,

I've got a bigger one,

I've got a bigger one than you.

 

[****!!****] OFF!!

[Guest]

another Wimbledon one

 

We're [****!!****], and we're beating you...

[YELLOW]

She wore a yellow ribbon. Haven't heard that one for ages.

[Guest]

We had joy, we had fun

We had Daggers on the run!

But the joy didn't last

'Cos the bAstards ran too fast!

 

 

[Guest]

You're so quiet you must be Burton fans

(clap clap clap clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap)

[canveyboy18]

well done lads im up dating my site as we speak <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chat.gif" alt="" /> keep making the songs and i will post them and maybe get a songsheet lol

[canveyboy18]

i hope everyone likes it!!