C.Z./Gertch cricket tickets....

[CANV EFM]

they have turned up..if you e mail me gertchas work address ill get em couried over today or tom...

they sound pretty tidy actually.. radcliffe road so your behind the wicket, which is much better than watching from the side..

middle east block (mm sounds like the gaza strip all of a sudden)

row b (fking brilliant)

though its probably behind a pillar or electricity pylon or something

[Electric ~soul~]

Brilliant work, CANV. Cheers.

 

I'll let Gertcha PM you his work details - probably the easiest way.

[gertcha EFM]

Nice one, that is a proper decent new stand there to, so reckon we will be well sorted out there.

 

Cheers Canv !

[CANV EFM]

ten four... blimey you even have seats next to each other..

the only downside i can see is that if your bottom tier (if there are tiers) you will be a bit near the deck to get a good view of all the action but hopefully close enough to gob on glenn mcgrath

[Electric ~soul~]

Turns out we can't take any booze in at all, unfortunately.

 

So, I'm thinking about your pockets and straws scam of some time ago, CANV. Could be time for the prototype to make its debut.

[CANV EFM]

ahh yes the old wine contraption.. like all my ideas it never got past the conceptual design phase.. i am currently working on my anti gravity motor and water engine..

the water engine is coming along, im basing in on the theory that water can get through some things light cant and vice versa.. so far my experiments with a large tank of water a curtain and clear plastic bag havent actually worked but the chaps in the office find it amusing.. when i eventually crack it i will give the idea to the world like the bloke who invented the internet.. or option b not be a complete plank patent it and buy a house made out of gold in the med

[Electric ~soul~]

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beer is usually no. 1 any kind of beer.. lager guiness or even that 'real beer' cr.p...
but beer needs to be constantly topped up to keep that 'beer high' and with the new conf 'no beer' rules thats out of the question..plus you have to keep going for a p.ss..
strong spirits are fine but if misjudged there is no way back you are off your conkers for the duration..also excessive hard liqour usually leads to trouble of some sort, even if its just getting run over..
im thinking wine may be the way forward.. at 14 per cent you get some warning that your head is about to come off, plus there is less volume than beer and it is strong enough to achieve that lasting p.ssed up feeling.. now i wonder if the park lane clubhouse does a nice line in blossom hill..?
actually [censored] that, ill buy two boxes of wine take the foil bags out and stuff em into my coat pockets (may have to get a new coat with big pockets) then get 2 extra long bendy straws.. then whenever i fancy a slurp i merely press the button on those little tap things and off i go...

I've got a jacket at home with a few holes in the lining. Reckon I could easily smuggle the foil bags into it!!

[CANV EFM]

you can have the patent on that idea C.Z. i hope its makes you a few mill

[Electric ~soul~]

You'll be welcome at my house made of gold on the Med any time you like, mate!

 

How did it finish last night? I saw the Saints were 2-0 up at half time.

[CANV EFM]

3 nil two belters ran on the pitch at the end as well scantily clad in some pr stunt for a gentlemans club in sarfend.. pretty souless event though once they got the two goals.. so natch i spent the entire second half in the bar getting pissed ..

 

GERTH those tickets will be with you before one.. sorry if that fks up any lunch time plans u may havehad

[gertcha EFM]

Canv, they have just arrived this minute mate.

 

The lunchtime trip to the local is still on !

[CANV EFM]

i love it when a plan comes together