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Old Hack

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reports are coming into our newsroom regarding a sit in at the dagenham and redbridge football ground. We are reliably informed by Mercedes Bling, an unmarried mother of 13 children, that several members of the 'Dagenham For The Fans Brigade' have barrackaded themselves into the burger hut at the north side of the ground and are hurling stale buns for tommorrows match at bystanders and passers by. Some eye witnesses report hoardes of people running from their council flats overlooking the ground and scooping the buns up.

 

In another incident at the ground several players reported that the tyres had been stolen from their cars but that the hub caps had been left....police are quite obviously focusing on local residents for this crime....

 

An eye witness known to the police as Digger said...''****** ****** *** *********''

 

more on news at six

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