Dictionary

[Sawbo Shaun]

> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

>

> 40-ish..................... 49

>

> Adventurous............. Slept with everyone

>

> Athletic................... No tits

>

> Average looking........ Moooo

>

> Beautiful.................. Pathological liar

>

> Buxom..................... Fat

>

> Emotionally Secure.... On medication

>

> Feminist.................. Pain in the ass

>

> Free spirit................ Junkie

>

> Friendship first.......... Former slut

>

> New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places

>

> Open-minded............ Desperate

>

> Outgoing................. Loud and Embarrassing

>

> Professional.............. Bitch

>

> Voluptuous............... Very Fat

>

> Large frame.............. Hugely Fat

>

> Wants Soul mate...... Stalker

>

>

>WOMEN'S ENGLISH :

>

> Yes.......................... No

>

> No............................ Yes

>

> Maybe.......................... No

>

> We need....................... I want

>

> I am sorry..................... You'll be sorry

>

> We need to talk............................ You're in trouble

>

> Sure, go ahead............................ You better not

>

> Do what you want......................... You will pay for this later

>

> I am not upset...................... Of course I am pissed, you moron!

>

> You're certainly attentive tonight..... Is sex all you ever think about?

>

>

>

> MEN'S ENGLISH :

>

> I am hungry................... I am hungry

>

> I am sleepy.............................. ... I am sleepy

>

> I am tired...................... I am tired

>

> Nice dress..................... Nice boobs!

>

> I love you..................... Let's have sex now

>

> I am bored.................... Do you want to have sex?

>

> May I have this dance?............... I'd like to have sex with you

>

> Can I call you sometime............... I'd like to have sex with you

>

> Do you want to go to a movie?...... I'd like to have sex with you

>

> Can I take you out to dinner?....... I'd like to have sex with you

[hfc1]

Quailty

[smallsy]

very funny again shaun. u have been on your toes lately!!!

 

i particularly liked..

 

friendship first..........former slut!!! that was great

[EMH O30crew]

pmsl, quality !!!

[Uncle Urchin]

he he...fckn spot on in every line....

 

you forgot one however....

 

'I've never done this before'

 

serial blow job expert.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Digger The Cat]

you forgot

"own house and car"................... from my last divorce.