who has the best cleavage

[Uncle Urchin]

take no notice dear...what he means is that he is a big fat fcker.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Moo]

Which is why I could have gone without that mental image.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

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Uncle Urchin said:
most women know things that we don't.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

like cooking...cleaning...picking the kids up from school...taking mum home after the weekend...pretending to have multiple orgasams before a shopping trip and giving blow jobs after the shopping trip........ <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

us simple males know about football..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I like the cut of your jib, Unc !! [color:"black"]

[zody]

just crossed my mind, is it possible for a women to have an idenical pair of boobs, cause I keep looking and not seen any, have you

[Burnham Lad]

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zody said:
just crossed my mind, is it possible for a women to have an idenical pair of boobs, cause I keep looking and not seen any, have you

No, - all the ones I have seen only have one pair. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[ChrisSpennytown]

The best cleavage...Zhang Ziyi a chinese actress <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

still prefer the real thing Chris

[ChrisSpennytown]

im confused at what you mean zody ...she is in a film called House of Flying Daggers

[zody]

I thought this was her, a cartoon lady, can you get a picture of her in the flesh please

[ChrisSpennytown]

Here she is...looking lovely

[zody]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice, good taste

[ChrisSpennytown]

Thanks...my fav acotrs/actresses are asain more than american and english...like Zhang Ziyi there she is so lovely <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[ChrisSpennytown]

 

She is a very nice asian model as well <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Is it true it runs from left to right, rather than up and down, ChrisSpennyTown ??

[ChrisSpennytown]

Eh? i dont get what you are on about J.R

[Big J R]

The old rumour about the 'special-parts' of Chinese ladies !

[The Invisible Man]

The best way (well ok the second best way...) to test the theory is to get her to slide down the bannisters...

[Big J R]

'glub-glub-glub-glub-glub-glub'

 

As opposed to 'WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH !!'

[ChrisSpennytown]

Right...i still don't get it...at least i dont think so...don't you mean the top parts?

[Big J R]

Er, No.

 

Certain part of the female anatomy sounding remarkably like Regina !

 

(I'll be drawing a map next !)