who has the best cleavage

[zody]

 

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

 

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.

 

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They

embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the

excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

[Big J R]

Quote:

zody said:

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They
embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the
excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

I think this is the blonde in question, El Zody !!

[zody]

very nice

[zody]

A GUY COMES HOME ONE DAY TO FIND HIS WIFE RUBBING MILK ALL OVER HER BREASTS.CURIOUSLY HE ASKS HER WHY SHE'S DOING THIS.

 

SHE REPLIES THAT SHE HAS READ THAT IF YOU RUB MILK ON YOUR BREASTS THEY GET BIGGER.HE LOOKS AT HER FOR A MOMENT AND SAYS THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE USED TOILET PAPER.

 

WHY ASKS HIS WIFE? HE REPLIES BECAUSE IT'S DONE A HELL OF A JOB ON YOUR BUM <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Well, it is Summer, after all !!

[zody]

Take the Test BJR

 

 

Think you can tell the difference between silicone valleys and natural rock formations

 

 

 

[Big J R]

Hmmmmmm !

 

At my age, I'm just grateful for a glimpse !

[Burnham Lad]

I hope you're not hanging around the changing rooms at Dorking again, BJR!!!!

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ban.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/busted.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quote:

Andrew S said:
I hope you're not hanging around the changing rooms at Dorking again, BJR!!!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ban.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/busted.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"]
MOI ???? [color:"black"]

[Burnham Lad]

Discussion in the changing rooms at Dorking Girls FC:

 

Anybody seen Big JR lately?

[Burnham Lad]

And you what effect he has on a girl........!

[Big J R]

I was at Meadowbank last night, as it happens !

[zody]

bet these weigh a ton

[Big J R]

Something slightly different.

[zody]

take the test BJR, does it work.

 

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

This great little toy gives enjoyment to many women and men alike. Squeeze the rubber bulb to expel the air and release. Your nipple is drawn out and held erect thus increasing sexual sensitivity. Try two for a truly amazing experience.

 

 

Ideal for subtle nipple enlargement.

 

 

[American FLEET FAN No1]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/161807/video/R/CFD_1002/

 

 

Just be careful where you put your nuts!

[zody]

what would she do with a pair of nuts <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quote:

zody said:
what would she do with a pair of nuts <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'd like to see her try it with these !!

[zody]

painfull

[zody]

Question.

 

WHY DO MEN LOVE BREASTS