Matthew Oliver Impersonations?

[Badger]

I suspect it'll be Stars Up Your Ar5e, where various celebrities 'team up' with the ladyboys, then you phone in and vote for your favourite coupling.

[Mr Happy]

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I suspect it'll be Stars Up Your Ar5e, where various celebrities 'team up' with the ladyboys, then you phone in and vote for your favourite coupling.

 

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Now now Badger. That's not very nice. Matthew is a minor so you must be careful what you say

[Old Offordian]

It may only be a rumour but aren't minors much prized by certain people in the far east?

[Mr Happy]

Stop this filth right now you bunch of perverts!

[Badger]

I'm sure you've misinterpreted my words.....

[Mr Happy]

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I'm sure you've misinterpreted my words.....

 

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Just stop baiting everyone will you Badger.

 

Ooh, and how was the baby exhibition on Saturday (HA HA)!

[Badger]

It was actually vaguely enjoyable.

[matthew oliver]

youre just jealous cos youve never been.

 

 

HA HA!

[Badger]

I've never been to Tie-land. I have been to Legoland, which is spelt with some of the same letters, so it must be quite similar. I also used to shop at Tie Rack, but George Bush is going to blow that up.

[Willow Street Ender]

Matthew, you still do not appear to have stirred things up on the Hornchurch forum. They have a whole host of mentally challenged plonkers on there, you could really do a mega wind-up on that lot! Do not forget they regard Ilford and the whole of the ESL as park footie players and they think Orient are crap! Get on there sunshine and enjoy yourself!

 

[matthew oliver]

i will eventually but i dont have time, what wiv all my h/w and the fact that im addicted to championship manager. ive got dga&red in the premiership now, 20000 seater stadium, japp stam at centre back, and the geezer who plays for auxerre with the funny name upfront, benjamin mwaruwari.

 

i dont wanna risk getting banned again either, cos ive fallen behind dramatically on the nos of posts rating!!

[The Invisible Man]

Badger, did Mrs B actually give birth or did you get the baby from the exhibition?

[Badger]

She very much actually gave birth. I was there. ~Shudders like Homer Simpson~

[The Invisible Man]

Blimey. Hats off to you.

 

Sadly of course I could not see any of the Invisible Children being born.

 

And no-one knew what to slap.

[Mr Happy]

My second daughter was born by caesarian so we have called her Cabriolet.

 

I also know someone who had a test tube baby. The BBC made a film about it called 'A Womb With A View'!!!

[matthew oliver]

oh yeah, could the baby climb glass then

[matthew oliver]

wel thailand was great, its just a terrible shame you lot couldnt come as well, oh well, never mind

[Mr Happy]

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wel thailand was great, its just a terrible shame you lot couldnt come as well, oh well, never mind

So you had a good time did you ladyboy?

[Badger]

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wel thailand was great, its just a terrible shame you lot couldnt come as well, oh well, never mind

Well, maybe next time, you'll give us all more notice.

[matthew oliver]

ladyboy-FU CK U